badbobby Loc: texas

I broke my leg in two places
doctor said "don't go back to those places'--(-Henny youngman)

life is like a roll of toilet paper
the closer to the end you get
the faster it goes---(anon)

Those who believe in telekinetics--raise my hand---(Rich Diran)

I dont have a dog or a cat
I keep rock pets
last week three of them died---(anon)

don't worry about the world coming to an end today
It"s already tomorrow in Australia---(Charles Schultz)

I like pigs,
dogs look up to us
cats look down on us
pigs treat us as equals---(Winston Churchill)

The most compelling argument for extra terrestrial life in our universe
is that no one has tried to contact us--(Calvin and Hobbs)

Eagles may soar,but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines--(John Benfield)

Dont worry about what people think
they don't do it very often--(anon)

I have turned ny life around
I used to be miserable and depressed
now,I'm depressed and miserable--(Dave frost)

seeing us as others see us
would confirm our worst suspicions about them--(Frank Adams)

Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my shortcomings
they gradually seem to be mild,harmless rather engaging sort of things
not at all like the glaring defects in others character--(Margaret Halsey)

a synonym is a word you use when you cant spell
the word you meant to use--(Burt Bacharrat)

you know you are old when you stoop to tie your shoe laces
and you wonder what else you could accomplish
while you are down there__(George Burns)

It is by the goodness of God,that in our country
we have those three precious things
freedom of speech,freedom of conscience,
and the prudency to never practice them--(Mark Twain)

his mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork---(Vanna West)

My karma ran over your dogma__(anon)

Baseball is 90 % physical,the other half is mental---(Yogi Berra)

Whats on your mind?
if you will over look the over statement--(Fred Allen)

money is not the root of all evil
the lack of money is--(geo.Bernard Shaw)

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

Great quotes all!

I don't know who said it, but I like:

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does buy a better quality misery!

badbobby Loc: texas

Bob Hope sad--Money won't buy happiness
but it will buy the next best thing

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I like Groucho Marx's saying..."I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

badbobby Loc: texas

I've never had much money
but I've been happy anyhow

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

Wh**ever any of us have had, there's always someone who has more and someone who has less.
I try to always be grateful for what I do have, and try to base my happiness on something that is isn't so easily lost as money.

badbobby Loc: texas

a loving family
and a true friend
what more could a man ask?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

USMC credentials

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm shocked, BB. Jealousy and envy rear their ugly heads, again.