badbobby Loc: texas

A friend is someone who will help you move
but a real friend will help you move a body--(Anon)

I'm not lost,I'm locationally challenged--(John Ford)

football is a mistake,it combines the two worst elements of American life,
violence and committee meetings--(George Will)

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm
and three or more is a congress--(John Adams)

Have you ever heard a joke about a father in law???--(Dick Clark)

Babe Ruth said--"Ionly have one superstition,I touch all the bases when I hit a home run"

I really like being married
I was single for a while,but I got tired of finishing my own sentences--(Brian Kelley)


Kids are the penalty for enjoying sex--((Bill Maher)

The reason some folks get lost in thought,is because its unfamiliar territory--(Paul Fix)

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse
is betting on one__(Anon)

Men are domestic animals,when treated with firmness,can be trained to do most things--( Jilly Cooper)

The trouble with being in a rat race
is that if you win,you are still a rat--(LIly Tomlin0

Statistics show that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness
look at your three best friends,if they are ok----then its you--(Anon)

I put a dollar in one of those change machines--nothing changed--(George Carlin)

Marriage is grand,divorce is 100 grand--(Anon)

I'm old,so I wonder about the hereafter;every time I enter a new room I wonder ehat I'm hereafter--(Anon)

It is bad luck to be superstitious--((Andrew Mathis)

I'm not young enough to know everything__(Oscar Wilde)

I have decided to live forever,or die in the attempt--(John Heller0

When I was born,I was so surprised that I couldn't talk for a year and a half--(George Allen)

If Noah had been wise ,he would have swatted those two flies--(Helen Castle)

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other--(Lawrence Peter)

you are the pigeon--other days the statue--(Anon)

To get something done a committee should be no more than three people
two of whom are absent--(Robert Copeland)

Everyone should believe in something ,I believe I'll have another Jack--(badbobby)

THUNDERBOLT

In the not knowing and then finding out can be the end of what was never there.
(ThunderBolt)