Armageddun Loc: The show me state

One if the most shocking discoveries for me was when I found out that marriage does not cause babies.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

My most shocking childhood moment wss when JFK was assasinated.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

[quote=Armageddun]One if the most shocking discoveries for me was when I found out that marriage does not cause babies.

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The first surprising thing I discovered was that other girls did not like snakes. I really thought they were weird.

SWMBO

mcmlx

My most shocking was finding out what really did cause babies. Eeew, Mom, you and Daddy did that??!!.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Mine was discovering that my penis was alive.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

What's even more shocking is when it dies.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Yeah, but I wasn't a kid anymore when it happened. The funeral was nice. The casket is a little uncomfortable though and barely fits in my skivvies.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

When you grow up the daughter of a country veterinarian and farmer you learn about the facts of reproduction way early, so it isn't shocking at all.
SWMBO

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

So - do eggs really come out of a chickens butt?

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

[quote=lpnmajor]So - do eggs really come out of a chickens butt?[/quote

Eggs come out of the cloacal opening, which is used for breeding, evacuation of feces and urine. The development of the egg is fascinating. Hens can store semen for up to one month. Each day (actually closer to each 30 hours) an egg starts developing in the uterus, gets fertilized and starts developing into an egg. when the shell dis fully developed the entire end of the uterus moves the egg down to the cloacal open and the egg is expelled. At the same time the fertilized ovum behind it is developing into an egg for laying the next day. So yes, the egg comes out of the butt, however it is protected by the uterus during the entire development process and encompassed by the uterus until it is laid.

I assume you wanted a real answer, not just a sarcastic comment, RIGHT?

SWMBO

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

[quote=no propaganda please][quote=lpnmajor]So - do eggs really come out of a chickens butt?[/quote

Eggs come out of the cloacal opening, which is used for breeding, evacuation of feces and urine. The development of the egg is fascinating. Hens can store semen for up to one month. Each day (actually closer to each 30 hours) an egg starts developing in the uterus, gets fertilized and starts developing into an egg. when the shell dis fully developed the entire end of the uterus moves the egg down to the cloacal open and the egg is expelled. At the same time the fertilized ovum behind it is developing into an egg for laying the next day. So yes, the egg comes out of the butt, however it is protected by the uterus during the entire development process and encompassed by the uterus until it is laid.

I assume you wanted a real answer, not just a sarcastic comment, RIGHT?

SWMBO[/quote]

That means that the rooster can't accidently find the wrong "hole" in the dark right? If they only get laid once a month, they're liable to forget what to do - and resent the hell out of eggs that get laid much more frequently.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

No, this just proves the egg came first; how could a chicken come out of its own butt.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Roosters breed every hen they can, as often as they can, unnecessary though it may be. by the way, the penis is nothing like a mammal one, but it does the trick.

mcmlx

Y'all are having way too much fun with this.
A serious reply to SWMBO would prove a futile attempt.
Of course, humor is ALWAYS appreciated.