Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

An Engineer Dies And Goes To Hell

Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One-day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!" Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here, or I'll sue." "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "And where are you going to get a lawyer from?"
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Having a son who works as an electrical engineer and a daughter who is an attorney, I can attest this might be a 'truism', ha... Don D.

Loki Loc: Georgia

That one is hard to argue.

maureenthannon

I'd expect many lawyers to end up where Satan is, but not very maqny engineers.