slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.

The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.

Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurred. There was a knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asked. The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.

Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door.

Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there stood...

The pig and the cow.

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

An oldy but still a goody. You do realize this Just may be a true story and not a joke?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Certainly, I've given it that a thought.

And, oh, btw...my Dad was an attorney...I've heard 'em all. Or, at least most of 'em.

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

Oh, I'm so sorry. Lol.

boatbob2

Youre out in a leaky boat,you can only have two people bailing,or the boat will sink,what do you do,if theres 3 people in the boat? how do you choose who gets thrown overboard?? no problem,Throw the lawyer out,theres way too many of them now.

badbobby Loc: texas

this could only come from a Marine

badbobby Loc: texas

sharks will not eat lawyers
why???
professional courtesy

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

The horrible t***h is that 60% of the lawyers in the entire world are in America. I wonder what percentage of them practice or live in Washington, D.C?

boatbob2

When I was in school,we had 3 real scumbags in class. turned out all 3 of them went to law school,and became ambulance chasers.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My dad and many of his attorney friends had more integrity than most professionals I knew outside the legal field...especially doctors. No one likes attorneys...until they need one.

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

The old lawyers pre 1950's were a different breed than those we have today although I had a great uncle lawyer who they said that every time he went to town they had to retake the census. He was shot at by a jealous husband downtown in what was, at that time, a small Florida town.

badbobby Loc: texas

Slat had a lawyer once
but he didn't help
Slat still had to be a Jarhead
instead of a handsome Sailor

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

Won't it be great when we k**l the islamic terrorist to a degree where they once again begin to fear for their lives and settle down for a couple hundred years before we have to start over again. Then, the American military can get back to what we have the most fun doing, fighting each other.