Once upon a time in an outhouse: Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy h**ed it because it was so hot...

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Once upon a time in an outhouse

Jul 23, 2016 00:38:07 #

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived in the country.

The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy h**ed it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stunk badly all the time.

The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.

So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.
He found a large pole and started pushing.

Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.

The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"

The boy answered yes.

Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the t***h."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

Jul 23, 2016 02:05:22 #