The country girl
Jul 18, 2016 01:44:53 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
A country girl was lonesome for her best friend who had gone to college and moved to the city. So she took a plane to see her friend. They were very happy to be together again and they started talking about what they were going to do that night. The city girl said there was a great place for dancing nearby and they decided to go there. The country girl said "I didn't bring any thing to wear to a dance" The city girl said "No problem we are the same size and you can borrow some clothes from me". They got all dolled up and on the way to the dance the country girl said "But I'm engaged to be married. What if some man asks me to dance?" The city girl says "Just watch me and do what I do". Sure enough a handsome hunk came to their table and asks the city girl if she wanted to dance and she replied "No thank you I am contemplating matrimony and I'll have to sit this one out". So the handsome hunk asks the country girl if she wanted to dance----She said " No Thanks I'm constipated on macaroni and I'll have to---- ".
Jul 18, 2016 09:54:53 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A country girl was lonesome for her best friend wh... (show quote)
Communication flaws in action with this one~~Or hearing impaired~~~lololol
Jul 18, 2016 11:32:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A bit of good, active dancing might relieve the 'lil darling of her constipation. 
Jul 18, 2016 11:52:25 #
Jul 18, 2016 14:27:26 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A country girl was lonesome for her best friend wh... (show quote)
A good one Tomas.
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