Trump's General E******n Strategy
Jul 16, 2016 15:18:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
July 14, 2016, FROM ONION, INC.
With the primaries behind them, the presumptive nominees from both parties must now assess how to approach the general e******n. Here is how Donald Trump is strategizing his campaign moving forward:
Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy
Increase fundraising with targeted collections from prominent Trump University debtors
Eventually get around to researching issues beyond immigration that a president might encounter
Hand out free, colorful patches to Muslim Americans
Schedule several sympathetic morning show appearances with entire family except Tiffany
Continue financing up-to-the-minute research on the latest hearsay
Take three-week campaign sabbatical to volunteer at rural Guatemalan health clinic
Sew up the w***e s*********t v**e once and for all with pretty great tweet scheduled for August 3
Build a national campaign infrastructure if and when it feels necessary to do so.
With the primaries behind them, the presumptive nominees from both parties must now assess how to approach the general e******n. Here is how Donald Trump is strategizing his campaign moving forward:
Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy
Increase fundraising with targeted collections from prominent Trump University debtors
Eventually get around to researching issues beyond immigration that a president might encounter
Hand out free, colorful patches to Muslim Americans
Schedule several sympathetic morning show appearances with entire family except Tiffany
Continue financing up-to-the-minute research on the latest hearsay
Take three-week campaign sabbatical to volunteer at rural Guatemalan health clinic
Sew up the w***e s*********t v**e once and for all with pretty great tweet scheduled for August 3
Build a national campaign infrastructure if and when it feels necessary to do so.
Jul 16, 2016 15:20:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
July 14, 2016, FROM ONION, INC. br br With the pr... (show quote)
Already done! Trump is quick...where have you been?
Jul 16, 2016 15:43:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BigMike wrote:
Already done! Trump is quick...where have you been?
Had been watching the British Open. Jul 16, 2016 15:58:43 #
working class stiff
Loc: N. Carolina
BigMike wrote:
Already done! Trump is quick...where have you been?
I'm surprised, Big Mike.
The Onion is satire...which should have been given away by this:
"Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy."
Perhaps Slatten should have issued a warning.
Jul 16, 2016 16:31:26 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
[quote=working class stiff]I'm surprised, Big Mike.
The Onion is satire...which should have been given away by this:
"Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy."
Perhaps Slatten should have issued a warning
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I had thought that "July 14th, FROM ONION, INC." would have given away the satirical nature of the post.
The Onion is satire...which should have been given away by this:
"Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy."
Perhaps Slatten should have issued a warning
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I had thought that "July 14th, FROM ONION, INC." would have given away the satirical nature of the post.
Jul 17, 2016 09:16:57 #
Jul 17, 2016 10:35:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
eden wrote:
No matter. Pavlov's dogs salivated when they heard the bell...
Jul 17, 2016 19:42:42 #
working class stiff wrote:
I'm surprised, Big Mike.
The Onion is satire...which should have been given away by this:
"Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy."
Perhaps Slatten should have issued a warning.
The Onion is satire...which should have been given away by this:
"Dispense with broad r****t rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific r****t policy."
Perhaps Slatten should have issued a warning.
The Onion...satire? Surely you jest!
Jul 17, 2016 22:51:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BigMike wrote:
The Onion...satire? Surely you jest!
Why call him Shirley
Jul 17, 2016 22:58:48 #
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