Whatamess Loc: SC

I had one of those days the other day, don't know why or what it was, but I stayed pissed all day. I was mean as hell for no good reason.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I did not awaken in that way yesterday; however, early afternoon I turned into a very very very cranky snarly person. Fortunately, I did not have to be out and about. The only individuals who had to endure were my progeny and spouse (who works from our home).

We have a family rule which has been very successful. When any of the three of us turns into snarlyness, we tell each other. It has been very successful. There are no quarrels or hurt feelings because we all know.

jetson

The cops told me they thought they saw somebody trying to sneak out the back window and it was in the early afternoon too.

jetson

You been talking to bo again. didn'tshe.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Cute....very cute. :thumbup: :lol: :shock:

jetson

[quotids e=AuntiE]Cute....very cute. :thumbup: :lol: :shock:[/quote]


Now you can sleep good tonight and be uncranky, tomorrow and the kids and spouse, can watch sponge bob in absolute peace.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Now you can sleep good tonight and be uncranky, tomorrow and the kids and spouse, can watch sponge bob in absolute peace.[/quote]

If the Sandman will come with the "sleep sand" will come sometime within the next two-three hours.

Not-a-RINO Loc: Michigan

OMG, You nailed a couple of my pet peeves, too! You can add being behind an i***t who thinks they can merge onto a freeway at 30 mph while traffic is cruising at 75 - 80 mph.

Or how about the twit that waits to the last six inches of ramp, turns on her signal, hits her brake and then merges over. Had she been paying attention or got off the cell phone, she would have realized you left an opening for her for the last half mile.

Then there's the bozo who sees you coming down the entrance ramp to the freeway, but thinks he owns it and refuses to make a way for you to blend in with traffic. This guy shows that courtesy is NOT contagious.

Do you just love driving behind some sweet young nymph who has her rear-view mirror turned so she can look at herself like a bird in a cage rather than the guy behind her who's trying to push her down the highway in a 55 mph zone while she can't go over 30?

Don't you just love those blithering i***ts who think just because they are making a right, they get to cut you off at a stop sign rather than take their turn in order?

One of my favorite things on the road is when we get about a half inch of snow on the grass - none on the road - and everyone acts as if they are trying to navigate in a foot of the white fluffy stuff on the road surface by going 3 mph. This is when I lose it. "This is Michigan, you i***t! Get the hell off the road!"

There has been a lot of talk about road rage, but they never mention those that cause it.

I may be an aggressive driver, but only when those around me act as if it's their first day on the road. I can't expect people to speed, but merely get out of the way if they are going too slow or speed up to the speed limit; While there's no shortage of i***ts like I mentioned above, I still try to be courteous to those around me and follow the rules of etiquette on the highway. I have often said, "I have no problem with ignorance - it's stupidity I have a problem with." The i***ts make driving a lot more dangerous and frustrating than it should be.

Lastly, I am going to buy a bumper sticker for my truck that reads, "Honk if you love Jesus. Text if you would like to meet Him right now."

jetson

This is another, piss off, I've had, that has happened since I posted here the other day. Fri. a lady was sent to our shop by her husband to put brake pads on her Volvo. I mean she had absolutely no brakes. Her emergency brake did not even work. At our service center, when you come off the main road is a little incline. The 16 foot wide pull down door faces, toward the drive, she came down off the road. Want to know the rest. She comes in like a bat out of hell, ran right between the two auto lift post, destroyed a large standing lift fan, a gas wall propane heater, hit the back wall shelves, full of brake pads, plugs, oil, oil filers, bulbs Etc, destroyed the shelves and push the bottom back of the wall out. The worst, we have ever had before this, were years ago. A lady had parked her auto in front of the office. When she was ready to leave, she put her auto in reverse(she thought). She went forward, while looking out her review mirror, jump the cement guard and sandwich a big old standing drink box between her auto and the front wall. No we had not, worked on her auto. She was checking on cost, of the work and when, we could do it. Never got the chance to work on it. She traded the auto.
Thanks, I enjoyed your post

Not-a-RINO Loc: Michigan

The woman you spoke of must have a relative living near my home. I was in the parking lot of a grocery store when I saw a woman start to back out of a space. She had only moved a couple inches when her cell phone rang. Instead of letting it ring and call the person back later or stopping her car and tell the person on the other end she will be right with them, she continued to back up. You know as well as I do that when you back up, your field of vision is limited. Add someone with a small brain and a cell phone and there's disaster in the making. Behind her there was a couple walking towards the store who had to scramble from being run over by this dim bulb.

It is people like this which has me repeating nearly every day, "I am waiting for the day when I can pick up a major publication where the headlines read, The U.S. Bureau of Statistics has determined there is a shortage of i***ts this year. Something tells me we may never see such a headline ever. In fact, the quality of stupidity has gone up over the last couple of decades."

Keep in mind if you scream at some of these boneheads, "Just how stupid can you be?", they take that as a challenge to show you how much more stupid in them there is yet to discover. It's a dirty shame being stupid isn't an Olympic event because I live around a few gold medal winners if it ever comes to pass.

Thanks for your post and reply! Have a sensational week! :thumbup:

jetson

I think these people are not born, but hatch out in incubator houses some where. They just can't reproduce that fast. Not only that a normal birth could not produce the flocks you see at walmart, target or at the movies, in just one town. You reminded me of a case also. These two old bitties, I was riding behind, out in the country were cackling away, swaying back and forth out in the country. There was a big log truck coming. She swayed right across, the white line, in front of a big mac loaded with logs. She never squinch or anything. She just time her swaying perfect. Just did miss the thing. The loggers, here, get paid by the load and they haul a.. I was a good ways behind her, a good ways, but not far enough from her. If he would have hit her, those two old bitties would have been plucked. Also, would have knock the bill off this rooster. I dropped on back, way back, from these two old chicken pot pies in the making. I mean, they kept right on with their cackling, just as if they had not seen, what had happened, or could have happen. Scared the feathers off me. I thought I was molting. Thanks for your incident and comment. This really happened. I couldn't think it up.
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alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

my wife does that all the time and I pay for it for two weeks when she does

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

you talk about the bozo that sees you coming down the entrance ramp, you do realize it is your responsibility to merge with him not him with you don't you?

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

the next time you are in town and near a Honda driver, if he/she is the first at a lite they will sit there after the lite changes if they are further back in the line they sit there with their hand on the horn and as soon as it changes they will honk

jetson

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