Always Choose Wisely...
Jul 7, 2016 14:39:14 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Always choose a memorable password!
A lady helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password,
Selecting a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife
And with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye,
He selects a word:
Mypenis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the se******n, his wife
Collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!
A lady helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password,
Selecting a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife
And with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye,
He selects a word:
Mypenis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the se******n, his wife
Collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!
Jul 7, 2016 14:44:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Always choose a memorable password! br br A lady ... (show quote)
How embarrassing was that, Don 
Jul 7, 2016 14:57:48 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Very!!! How did you know??? ha... Don D.
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slatten49 wrote: How embarrassing was that, Don
How embarrassing was that, Don Jul 7, 2016 15:03:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Very!!! How did you know??? ha... Don D.
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Because it was for me, too.
Jul 7, 2016 15:17:26 #
Jul 7, 2016 15:18:31 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Very good, twice in a year you made me smile, damn... Don D.
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moldyoldy wrote:
Rather shortsighted se******n.
Jul 7, 2016 15:33:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
Rather shortsighted se******n.
Is there no length to which you won't 'diss me, Moldy
Jul 7, 2016 15:42:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is there no length to which you won't 'diss me, Moldy
In a BIG state like texas, you have to be yuuuuugh to stick out.
Jul 7, 2016 15:59:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
In a BIG state like texas, you have to be yuuuuugh to stick out.
I don't get out much.
Capitalize 'Texas,' Moldy. 
Jul 7, 2016 16:01:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
I don't get out much.
Capitalize 'Texas,' Moldy.
Capitalize 'Texas,' Moldy. As if it wasn't big enough, already.
Jul 7, 2016 16:03:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
As if it wasn't big enough, already.
That's what the Sgt. Major said.
Jul 7, 2016 16:16:22 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Always choose a memorable password! br br A lady ... (show quote)
I suppose that's better than the computer responding "too large! Are you trying to k**l me?!"
Jul 7, 2016 16:20:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
I suppose that's better than the computer responding "too large! Are you trying to k**l me?!"
Maybe...but, who wouldn't want to hear those words...even as sweet lies
Jul 7, 2016 16:55:29 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe...but, who wouldn't want to hear those words...even as sweet lies
Well, I don't want to brag, but I've been arrested for attempted murder on more than one occasion. I had to register my peter as a WMD - another one Bush didn't find.
Jul 7, 2016 17:00:01 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Well, I don't want to brag, but I've been arrested for attempted murder on more than one occasion. I had to register my peter as a WMD - another one Bush didn't find.
WMD
weapon of modest dimensions
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