And it is her problem, huh: An elderly man feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The doctor said he...

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

An elderly man feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.

The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, but meanwhile, suggested a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens when I talk to her."

"Honey, what's for dinner?" He calls.
No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.

So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. He starts shouting.
"HONEY, what's for dinner?"
No response.

On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.
"HONEY, what's for DINNER??".
No response.

So he walks right up behind her and screams:
"HONEY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER??!?!"

His wife turns to him a rage and screams.

"CHICKEN, CHICKEN! For the FIFTH TIME, WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN!!!"

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Onelostdog wrote:

An elderly man feared his wife was getting hard of... (show quote)

I wonder if that was badbobby and his wife.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

PoppaGringo wrote:

I wonder if that was badbobby and his wife.

I was under the impression they were both deaf. I know he is deaf, dumb and blind but isn't that the malady of all liberals anyway? Hope your Independence Day was outstanding, now if the nation could independence ourselves away from the liberal left that would be a God send of independence for sure and for certain.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

PoppaGringo wrote:

I wonder if that was badbobby and his wife.

Could very well be, couldn't it?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Onelostdog wrote:

I was under the impression they were both deaf. I know he is deaf, dumb and blind but isn't that the malady of all liberals anyway? Hope your Independence Day was outstanding, now if the nation could independence ourselves away from the liberal left that would be a God send of independence for sure and for certain.

BB isn't a Liberal, he is a Swabbie, which is almost as bad.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

PoppaGringo wrote:

BB isn't a Liberal, he is a Swabbie, which is almost as bad.

Swabbie IE= Sorry-ass Weathered Bodacious B***h Ignoramus Elasmosaurus, sounds fitting enough.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Onelostdog wrote:

Swabbie IE= Sorry-ass Weathered Bodacious B***h Ignoramus Elasmosaurus, sounds fitting enough.

No disagreement from this corner.

badbobby Loc: texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

I wonder if that was badbobby and his wife.

you couldn't resist
could you?
typical Jarhead
belittling his betters
stay outta that barn Papi
folks are startin to wonder about you

badbobby Loc: texas

Onelostdog wrote:

An elderly man feared his wife was getting hard of... (show quote)

that certainly wasn't our local Marine gourmet
Slat woulda heard the word chicken from half a mike

badbobby Loc: texas

Onelostdog wrote:

Swabbie IE= Sorry-ass Weathered Bodacious B***h Ignoramus Elasmosaurus, sounds fitting enough.

golly dog
and to think
I once gave a thumbs up to one of your posts
oh well
hindsight-----

badbobby Loc: texas

Onelostdog wrote:

I was under the impression they were both deaf. I know he is deaf, dumb and blind but isn't that the malady of all liberals anyway? Hope your Independence Day was outstanding, now if the nation could independence ourselves away from the liberal left that would be a God send of independence for sure and for certain.

I've been called deaf and dumb and half blind before
but liberal??----please!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby wrote:

I've been called deaf and dumb and half blind before
but liberal??----please!!

I shall call you magnificentlystupendiouslyoutstanding.........

dog is just yanken on your chain because he broke threw his today and his owner knows not that he has once again started pawing away his humourous side......

I suspect when she finds out it'll be~~~

He's OUT again~
He's OUT again~...

again, no less, bobby you just aren't worth it

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

badbobby wrote:

that certainly wasn't our local Marine gourmet
Slat woulda heard the word chicken from half a mike

Only half a mike through the jungle, hearing must be getting bad.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

badbobby wrote:

golly dog
and to think
I once gave a thumbs up to one of your posts
oh well
hindsight-----

Only once, hell I must be falling down on the job eh.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

badbobby wrote:

I've been called deaf and dumb and half blind before
but liberal??----please!!

"but isn't that the malady of all liberals anyway" A generalized rendition of anyone not agreeing with my ideology of Americanism and Constitutional fortitude. So out of curiosity what do you classify yourself as?