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Jul 4, 2016 13:12:48   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir?

We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."

The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."

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Jul 4, 2016 13:44:20   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir?

We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."

The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."
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