Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Ha, ha, ha, you busted me up.. Don D. 😂

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box
to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the pub with me today?
We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going down the pub with me ?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's box and shouted,

"Hey, you in there!

Would you like to go to the pub with me?

.....

This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fucking shoes on!"

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun