Jim headed to work a little late
On the way he had a flat tire
Having to change tires he was that much later to report to work
His boss was terribly upset and told Jim he was sorry,but he was letting him go
Despondent Jim gathered his belongings and headed home
Arriving at his house he walked in and heard moaning coming from the bedroom
alarmed that something was wrong with his wife,Jim hurried to check
To his dismay Jim found his wife in bed with his best friend
Now Jim was a mild mannered man
but everything together that had happened set him off
jim yelled at his wife"You S**t,you dirty rotten s**t!Get your clothes packed and get out of this house and my life"
Then Jim looked at his best friend and said
"Bad dog,bad dog!!
good one !! was there a open jar of peanut butter on the bed stand ?
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