badbobby Loc: texas

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding the plains
all of a sudden 10,000 Indians charged them out of the north
the Lone Ranger said "What should we do Tonto:?
Tonto said"Ride south "
They rode south and all of a sudden 10,00 Indians charged them out of the south
The Lone Ranger said:what do we do Tonto"?
Tonto said"ride west"
They rode west and all of a sudden 10,00 Indians charged them out of the west
"what do we do Tonto"?asked the Lone ranger
"Ride east"replied Tonto
So they rode east and all of a sudden 10,000 Indians charged them out of the east
"What the hell we gonna do now Tonto"the lone Ranger queried
Tonto replied"Where you getting this WE bulls**t,paleface"???



Tonto and the lone ranger went camping
they set up their tent,cooked supper
sat around the campfire ,drank coffee and told stories
It came time for bed ,so they entered their tent and crawled into their sleeping bags and went to sleep
early next norning,just before sunrise,Tonto poked the LOne Ranger in the ribs
"Wake up"he said"look up and tell me what you see"
the Lone Ranger looked up and said"Ok,I see the big dipper ,I see Sagitarius,I can see Venus and the moon.Looks like its gonna be a pretty day"
Tonto said'Dumb ass paleface,somebody stole our tent"!!



The Lone Ranger was captured by outlaws
they took him to their hideout and were going to hang him the next morning
The head of the outlaws told the Lone Ranger he could have one wish before they hanged him in the am
The Lone Ranger said"just bring Silver to me"
they brought Silver to him and he patted Silver on the neck and whispered in his ear
Silver exploded and took off running before the outlaws could stop him
Two hours later Silver returned with a beautiful red headed woman on his back
the outlaws grabbed her and partied and had their way with her all night
they enjoyed themselves so much that they asked their leader to give the Lone Ranger another wish be fore h*****g him
the Lone Ranger just said "Bring silver to me"
They brought Silver and the Lone Ranger patted him on the neck and again whispered in his ear
Silver exploded and raced out of the hideout
Two hours later Silver returned with a lovely blonde on his back
The outlaws grabbed her,partied all night and had their way with her
Again the outlaws ,happy with what had t***spired,asked their leader to give the Lone Ranger one more wish.
He agreed,and the Lone Ranger again asked for Silver to be brought to him
They brought Silver and this time the Lone Ranger grabbed both of Silvers ears,and said
"now listen closely you dumb dam horse---"I said bring posse!!!

mcmlx

Hee hee.

bahmer

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

I don't get it......

badbobby Loc: texas

of course not
there's no six pound worme attached

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Puuuls! I did not like anyone calling my favorite horse a "Dumb Horse." Silver was a genius.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lolololol

badbobby Loc: texas

my apologies are humbly offered

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Ok Pardner, I'll put my Hawgleg away..

Tonto and the masked man were settin around their campfire,
A rider came storming into their camp,
he jumped off his horse, grabbed the coffee pot right off of the fire,
he drank the boiling hot coffee straight down, grabbed a chunk of buffalo that was cooking gulped it down with two bites,
Grabbed their whiskey jug and finished it off with one slug,
Saw a rattlesnake crawling toward the masked man, he grabbed the snake and jumped on his horse, raised the snake like a whip and flipped his head off.

Tonto says, stay, set and talk, The stranger says, naw redskin, I got to get moving, there is a mean hombre coming after me.

badbobby Loc: texas

that guy was a Jarhead
A Swabbie was on his trail
prolly owed the Swabbie poker debts

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lolololollllll