Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

The young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz.
"Behind my back Ive got something red, round and you can eat it. What is it?", she asked.

"An apple", replied little Raymond.

"No, said the teacher, Its a tomato but it shows your thinking."
"Ive now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it."

"An apple", replied little Ian

"No, its an onion, but it shows your thinking."

Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says, "Ive got something under my desk thats an inch long, white and it has a red end."

"Dirty little boy!", said the teacher

"No, its a match, but it shows you were thinking!", he answered.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That darn Little Johnny is at it, again

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I see Johnny is still giving the teacher fits.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Ah yes but didn't most of us at one time or another. I do know the teachers at my college were damn happy when I graduated.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Mine were happy to see me when I enrolled, but that didn't last very long. They endured me for four years and threw a big party after I left, to which I was not an invitee.

boatbob2

Heck,When I was in SCHOOL,EVERY teacher,and the principal,used to cry,when they found out I was going to be in their classes. I h**ed school,,,and MOST of the dumb ass teachers, After I graduated,and went on to the university,I kept my big mouth shut,and ended up,with a PHD and 3 masters degrees,My previous teachers,still h**ed me.....