a moral to consider
Jun 22, 2016 18:49:53 #
little Johnny watched as his Dad's car passed the playground and entered the nearby woods
Curious he followed the car into the woods
He saw his Dad kissing his Aunt Jane
then he watched as his Dad took off Aunt Jane's blouse
Then he saw Aunt Jane help his Dad out of his trousers
Little Johnny found this quite exciting,so he ran home to tell his Mother
"Mom,Mom
I saw daddy and Aunt Jane go into the woods in Daddy's car.
so I followed them
Then I saw Daddy kissing Aunt Jane
Then I saw Daddy take off Aunt Jane's blouse
Then I saw Aunt Jane help Daddy out of his pants
Then I saw-----at this point
His mother cut him off and said"Johnny that's such an interesting story,lets save the rest of it until Daddy gets home.
(thinking I'll show that SOB) I want to see the look on his face when you tell of your adventure"
That evening at the supper table Mom told Johnny to tell his story to Dad
Johnny eagerly said"Well,I was at the playground and I saw Dad and Aunt Jane drive by and go into the woods
I went to see what was going on,and I saw Dad Kissing Aunt Jane
Then I saw him take Aunt Jane's blouse off
then I saw Aunt Jane help him take his pants off
Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing mommy and Uncle Bill used to do while daddy was in Iraq"
MORAL
listen to the entire story before you interrupt
Curious he followed the car into the woods
He saw his Dad kissing his Aunt Jane
then he watched as his Dad took off Aunt Jane's blouse
Then he saw Aunt Jane help his Dad out of his trousers
Little Johnny found this quite exciting,so he ran home to tell his Mother
"Mom,Mom
I saw daddy and Aunt Jane go into the woods in Daddy's car.
so I followed them
Then I saw Daddy kissing Aunt Jane
Then I saw Daddy take off Aunt Jane's blouse
Then I saw Aunt Jane help Daddy out of his pants
Then I saw-----at this point
His mother cut him off and said"Johnny that's such an interesting story,lets save the rest of it until Daddy gets home.
(thinking I'll show that SOB) I want to see the look on his face when you tell of your adventure"
That evening at the supper table Mom told Johnny to tell his story to Dad
Johnny eagerly said"Well,I was at the playground and I saw Dad and Aunt Jane drive by and go into the woods
I went to see what was going on,and I saw Dad Kissing Aunt Jane
Then I saw him take Aunt Jane's blouse off
then I saw Aunt Jane help him take his pants off
Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing mommy and Uncle Bill used to do while daddy was in Iraq"
MORAL
listen to the entire story before you interrupt
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Jun 22, 2016 20:36:39 #
Great joke ! kinda like , variety is the spice of life ,,, but curiosity k**led the cat !!
Jun 23, 2016 13:31:02 #
"Between a piece of ass and a whiskey glass, many a man has lost his ass"-
Advice from my father, married 4 times (:
Advice from my father, married 4 times (:
Jun 23, 2016 14:00:06 #
okie don wrote:
"Between a piece of ass and a whiskey glass, many a man has lost his ass"-
Advice from my father, married 4 times (:
Advice from my father, married 4 times (:
he oughtta know
Jun 23, 2016 16:47:17 #
Jun 23, 2016 17:24:40 #
Robert Wilson wrote:
NOPE.
feel free to post your own sick jokes
I promise not to laugh
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