eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Musings from some well known people


Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)



I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'
- Eleanor Roosevelt



Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns


Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe..
- Jimmy Durante


I have never h**ed a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield


Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan


Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath


I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope


I never drink water because of the d********g things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers


Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill


Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller


By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal


And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.


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May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door.

mcmlx

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Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

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badbobby Loc: texas

your point????

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

[quote=eagleye13]Musings from some well known people


Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)



I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'
- Eleanor Roosevelt



Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns


Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe..
- Jimmy Durante


I have never h**ed a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield


Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan


Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath


I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope


I never drink water because of the d********g things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers


Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill


Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller


By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal


And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door.[/quote]

Right back to you eagle~~~ Loved these too

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

It is a very HAPPY day!!!
The Brits are waking up too.
The battle with the Banksters NWO is on.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Ha, I just had an email from a friend who said almost the very words you use here!! Life is sweet and getting better..The people ARE finally speaking, loud and clear I might add..The politicians should learn to do the same, or no, BETTER learn to do the same...

As for the banksters, they are diggin in eagle..Feds are playing with the money and interest rates again, you know what that means even if everyone does think this economy is sound~~~BfriggenS!! Its coming, right after e******n, watch~~~

where's your gold?????

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Careful young lady:-)

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Dang well have to be anymore!!!! Careful or stupid, take your pick~~

badbobby Loc: texas

all good ee thanks

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Good Mornnnnnninnnnnnnng bobby..I do hope you are having a fabulous day ........

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Mitch Miller - Happy Days are Here Again
https://youtu.be/UH01FhqMdc8

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

woohooooooooieeee, yes, they are!! Great song too!!

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Annette Hanshaw - Happy Days Are Here Again 1930
https://youtu.be/Zvk_uLnv4uo