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Jun 13, 2016 17:03:50   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
BUILDING PERMIT FOR A NEW HOUSE


Posted By Brian C. On Mon, Jun 13, 2016


Some have asked what I've been doing in my retirement...


Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house..

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system..

It would have parking for 200 cars for my friends to come over every weekend and week nights and I was going to paint it green with pink trim..

Then I was gonna hire some i***t to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day..

The City Council told me;

Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!

So, I sent in the identical application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!!

Is This a Great Country or What??

I Love This Country!!

It's the government that scares me.....

ha ha ha ha... Don D.

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Jun 13, 2016 18:23:59   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
BUILDING PERMIT FOR A NEW HOUSE


Posted By Brian C. On Mon, Jun 13, 2016


Some have asked what I've been doing in my retirement...


Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house..

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system..

It would have parking for 200 cars for my friends to come over every weekend and week nights and I was going to paint it green with pink trim..

Then I was gonna hire some i***t to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day..

The City Council told me;

Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!

So, I sent in the identical application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!!

Is This a Great Country or What??

I Love This Country!!

It's the government that scares me.....

ha ha ha ha... Don D.
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