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Jun 11, 2016 15:39:08   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says: "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies: "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says: "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies: "I know. That's from your grandma."

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Jun 11, 2016 15:43:30   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says: "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies: "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says: "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies: "I know. That's from your grandma."
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves... (show quote)



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Jun 11, 2016 23:49:45   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says: "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies: "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says: "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies: "I know. That's from your grandma."
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves... (show quote)
Now there's an idea. I'm goona get me some hair spray

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Jun 11, 2016 23:57:23   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Now there's an idea. I'm goona get me some hair spray


Works for me.

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Jun 12, 2016 13:51:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says: "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies: "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says: "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies: "I know. That's from your grandma."
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves... (show quote)



my my Poppa
you are making fun of old folks
and at your age


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Jun 12, 2016 17:37:07   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Works for me.


Too use on what hair you have left.

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Jun 12, 2016 22:30:12   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Louie27 wrote:
Too use on what hair you have left.


I still have a plethora of hair but, that isn't what I would use the spray for.

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Jun 12, 2016 22:40:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I still have a plethora of hair but, that isn't what I would use the spray for.


dam Poppa
you got plethora??
is it catchin??

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Jun 12, 2016 23:21:59   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
dam Poppa
you got plethora??
is it catchin??


Yes, I do, but not to worry, it doesn't affect old bald-headed Swab Jockeys.

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Jun 12, 2016 23:26:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, I do, but not to worry, it doesn't affect old bald-headed Swab Jockeys.



breaking news
I still have all my hair
it's just all white

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Jun 12, 2016 23:30:42   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
breaking news
I still have all my hair
it's just all white


That is what happens to one's hair when they worry about some younger, good looking Marine coming around and stealing their bride.

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Jun 13, 2016 11:12:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is what happens to one's hair when they worry about some younger, good looking Marine coming around and stealing their bride.


and this is just the usual daydreaming of a Jarhead
who dreams he is one step above a groundhog

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Jun 13, 2016 11:28:32   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
breaking news
I still have all my hair
it's just all white




Yeah, I still have all my hair too, only most of it is invisible.

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Jun 13, 2016 16:34:15   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I still have a plethora of hair but, that isn't what I would use the spray for.


Well you are one up on me. I have had my head of hair thin out but I can at least comb it. Wish I had your head of hair then I could get a flat top cut.

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Jun 13, 2016 17:11:37   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Louie27 wrote:
Well you are one up on me. I have had my head of hair thin out but I can at least comb it. Wish I had your head of hair then I could get a flat top cut.


I haven't had a flat-top since I left the Corps in'55.

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