Wedding - June 14: There has been sufficient time for Norbert and Norine to have their courting time. Unless Mr. B or Mrs. B have found some reason to object, F**g Day, Tuesday, June...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

There has been sufficient time for Norbert and Norine to have their courting time. Unless Mr. B or Mrs. B have found some reason to object, F**g Day, Tuesday, June 14 may see us attending their nuptials. As they reside in Texas, I have located a venue in the Jamison Beach vicinity to facilitate their obtaining their license and travel.

Everyone mark your calendars, get your luggage out, pack and plan your travel itinerary.

Rumor has it, Mr & Mrs. Toad are their attendants.

See you on Tuesday, the 14th.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

There has been sufficient time for Norbert and Nor... (show quote)

Jamison Beach does not appear to be on Lake Meredith...north of Amarillo, but instead, on Lake Tahoe, in California.

Mighty inconvenient, if you ask me. Why not let them elope to Lake Whitney

BTW, what is offered up in the way of food & drink

I may consider traveling, given proper incentive.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Jamison Beach does not appear to be on Lake Meredi... (show quote)

I may have misspelled it. Try somewhere around Galveston or that area. The venue is from Texas.

We cannot allow an elopement. The families need to be a part of their starting their acquarium home.

I ordered extra bread and spring water just for you.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

AuntiE wrote:

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Mr and Mrs Toad are back from their honeymoon, and I believe they are expecting over a hundred pollywogs shortly but they are looking forward to being the attendants. Zeus and Tank wish them well but don't expect there will use for flowerdogs, unlike the other wedding where they did bring flowers down the aisle. They will be happy to be ushers if desired.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I may have misspelled it. Try somewhere around Galveston or that area. The venue is from Texas.

We cannot allow an elopement. The families need to be a part of their starting their acquarium home.

I ordered extra bread and spring water just for you.

Yes, there is a Jamison Beach area near Galveston*, but I am not familiar with it...you are forgiven, for the moment.

Much depends on whether bread and spring water is the best you have to offer.

*That photo does not appear to be from anywhere near Galveston, Texas.

The shoreline terrain is way off. I would guess that may be Lake Tahoe's Jamison Beach. Wh**ever, I'm sure Norbert and Norine won't mind...as long as it's near water.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

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Awwww GEEZ!! Not another one! We are attending my son's Kardashian/Rockefeller wedding tomorrow!! Now another one?

Are you kidding me

How much is one man supposed to take

Will there be booze?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

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Be assured there will be sufficient "adult beverages".

Here sweetie, you need this...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

no propaganda please wrote:

Mr and Mrs Toad are back from their honeymoon, and I believe they are expecting over a hundred pollywogs shortly but they are looking forward to being the attendants. Zeus and Tank wish them well but don't expect there will use for flowerdogs, unlike the other wedding where they did bring flowers down the aisle. They will be happy to be ushers if desired.

Hopefully the delivery of the pollywogs is not on the 14th.

With the number of attendees, Zeus and Tank will, most assuredly, have duties.

As Chaos has established such a rapport with Norbert, I was thinking we could have him carry the g***m's aquarium to the altar.

Plans will continue evolving.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Be assured there will be sufficient "adult beverages".

Here sweetie, you need this...

Ahhhh!👍 That helps very much!! Thank you!!
Can I assume that this will be a relaxed affair where I can wear a tee shirt, and shorts, instead of a starched shirt with tie, and starched britches with boots? Can I wear my customary ball cap? Will I have to pretend to like people that I don't?
I guess I had better have 'the talk' with Norbert, and explain to him that uploading honeymoon videos to the internet isn't going to be tolerated!
We all know of his photography background!

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

Ahhhh!👍 That helps very much!! Thank you!!

Happy to oblige.

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Can I assume that this will be a relaxed affair where I can wear a tee shirt, and shorts, instead of a starched shirt with tie, and starched britches with boots? Can I wear my customary ball cap?

Yes, you may wear causal attire.

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Will I have to pretend to like people that I don't?

I am positive all the attendees are close acquaintances and friends. Norine's family, I presume are from a nice school with good gills.

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I guess I had better have 'the talk' with Norbert, and explain to him that uploading honeymoon videos to the internet isn't going to be tolerated!
We all know of his photography background!

Maybe both you and Mrs. B should speak with him.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Maybe both you and Mrs. B should speak with him.

Mrs. B. is too sugary to make any real impact on him.

Wait!

I will find an excuse to relocate his abode into the bathroom for a day, or two!

After the film is developed, she might be less gentle with him!

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

Mrs. B. is too sugary to make any real impact on h... (show quote)

Maybe Norine will have a positive influence.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Maybe Norine will have a positive influence.

We can only hope! Norbert is more than a little rough around the gills!

I hope Norine is a patient gal!

Is she of good breeding? Meaning, did she come from a large county fair?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

We can only hope! Norbert is more than a little rough around the gills!

I hope Norine is a patient gal!

Is she of good breeding? Meaning, did she come from a large county fair?

My understanding is she came from a small Texas ranch/farm community fair. Her school was part of the founding fair. Her gill ancestry is very well known and reputable.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

archie bunker wrote:

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Wait a minute Archie!! Norbert is your goldfish friend. If you don't attend his wedding, he will be angry. Of course he and his bride could come home with us. We would be happy to get them a 50 gallon aquarium with a small cottage just right for goldfish in it. Then he and his bride could spend all day talking to Chaos through the tank.
So be careful and be nice to Norbert and Norine.
Beer and wine have already been faxed, anything else will be provided I am sure, as AuntiE is always the best hostess in the world.