A dev**ed wife
Jun 10, 2016 18:22:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A dev**ed wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
When he came to senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
Jun 10, 2016 18:38:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
A dev**ed wife had spent her lifetime taking care ... (show quote)
bet that went over with a bang
Jun 10, 2016 18:54:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
bet that went over with a bang
No way I showed it to the Sgt. Major.
And, of course, you put up your lovely and vivacious wife at this time.
Jun 10, 2016 19:09:30 #
slatten49 wrote:
No way I showed it to the Sgt. Major.
And, of course, you put up your lovely and vivacious wife at this time.
And, of course, you put up your lovely and vivacious wife at this time.
my lovely vivacious wife said thank you
I put her up just to remember what used to was
Jun 10, 2016 19:14:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
my lovely vivacious wife said thank you
I put her up just to remember what used to was
I put her up just to remember what used to was
I think I told you once that she reminds me of a younger BearK.
Jun 10, 2016 20:07:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
I think I told you once that she reminds me of a younger BearK.
then Bear is certainly a lovely vivacious lady
Jun 10, 2016 20:09:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
then Bear is certainly a lovely vivacious lady
Indeed, she is
Absolutely charming. Jun 10, 2016 21:06:21 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A dev**ed wife had spent her lifetime taking care ... (show quote)
Yeah, I tried that with my wife saying "I was young and healthy when I met you, now look at me!" - to which she replied "no thanks, I just ate".
Jun 10, 2016 21:24:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
Yeah, I tried that with my wife saying "I was young and healthy when I met you, now look at me!" - to which she replied "no thanks, I just ate".
Ain't love grand
Jun 11, 2016 12:33:59 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Yeah, I tried that with my wife saying "I was young and healthy when I met you, now look at me!" - to which she replied "no thanks, I just ate".
wives can be sarcastic as well as dev**ed
Jun 12, 2016 14:16:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
wives can be sarcastic as well as dev**ed
Ya think
Good observation. 
Jun 12, 2016 14:26:00 #
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