AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new
F-150 aluminum pickup.

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new
truck "feel" before they become old.

The salesperson (a nice looking, lady wearing a Hillary for
President lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me,
describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the
seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed
cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a
Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a
Republican truck.

I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would
just blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership.

She had no sense of humor.



Thanks to oldroy.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Partisan zealots rarely seem to have a sense of humor.

son of witless

I think it is somewhat foolish for anyone dealing with the public to openly display anything political. Especially a salesperson is foolish to not be neutral.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

That thought occurred to me. Most employers, relying on sales, would likely not allow such.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, it is, after all...a joke post.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I had finally had a couple of minutes to sit down at the computer, rather than posting on the run. So, beer in hand (my usual 1/2 beer a week) I started to read this post. I started laughing so hard, the beer went all over the keyboard. Now I have to clean the keyboard, thanks to you and old Roy. So very funny!!!!

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Yeah, and they don't laugh too much either..

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Yeah, that, too.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Obviously, the poor soul this happened to, should have waited until back at the dealership to deliver that stinging "gotcha".

I did find a used truck built by Republicans a while back. At the lot, it looked in pristine condition, had the newest technology and engineering installed and the test drive revealed that everything worked perfectly. Once I purchased it and drove off the lot, the paint fell off, it started burning oil and eventually left me stranded. After having it towed to a mechanic, it turns out the truck had been built in 1962. That is carrying recycling old s**t, packaged as new s**t, way too far don't you think?

I then bought a truck built by Democrats, which would start with great gusto, then lose power the further I went down the road. I couldn't keep fuel in the tank, because as I drove down the road, it would somehow t***sfer MY fuel, into every vehicle it passed. I tried repainting it, as it was looking very shabby, but after sanding all the paint off - I discovered it was actually not a truck at all, but a Pinto. That's carrying disguising severe deficiencies with paint a little too far, don't you think?

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Ol ford

Just shows how stupid an in the dark Clinton supporters are, I get mad just seeing their name,makes me wanna run up an bust someone in the ass if I just see a bumper sticker with her name on it.

Laurence

Whenever I see Hillary sticker, I wonder at the sanity of the car owner, and why he/she likes to proclaim his/her stupidity.

badbobby Loc: texas

yup
roy had a goodun that time

badbobby Loc: texas

hey Armi
been fishin???

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Nope, the worms ain't big enough yet....