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Jun 8, 2016 01:36:02   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
A Glass of Wine





To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,





Ben Franklin said:


"In wine there is wisdom,


In beer there is freedom,


In water there is bacteria."





In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.


However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

VERIFICATION:


BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public





RETW



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Jun 8, 2016 03:43:53   #
mcmlx
 
RETW wrote:
A Glass of Wine





To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,





Ben Franklin said:


"In wine there is wisdom,


In beer there is freedom,


In water there is bacteria."





In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,





at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria





found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.










However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.





Remember:









Water = Poop,


Wine = Health





Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.





VERIFICATION:






BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .





There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public





RETW
A Glass of Wine br br br br br br To my frie... (show quote)


Water is the culprit! I knew that there was an explanation!
If wine or beer would help the pitiful souls in Congress, I say, "Bring it on"!

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Jun 8, 2016 06:23:26   #
speed 1
 
does this mean that a case of bud and a 750 of jack is even better.

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Jun 8, 2016 09:52:53   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
RETW wrote:
A Glass of Wine





To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,





Ben Franklin said:


"In wine there is wisdom,


In beer there is freedom,


In water there is bacteria."





In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.


However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

VERIFICATION:


BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public





RETW
A Glass of Wine br br br br br br To my frie... (show quote)


Mark Dice (I think that is his name) took a poll on a college campus asking if H2O should be banned, listing how many people have died from contact with H2O, and the college "students" were willing to sign a petition banning water. These people v**e and will v**e for Saunders or Clinton. Frightening isn't it?

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Jun 8, 2016 10:50:07   #
mcmlx
 
speed 1 wrote:
does this mean that a case of bud and a 750 of jack is even better.


Maybe, speed.

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Jun 8, 2016 10:56:58   #
mcmlx
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Mark Dice (I think that is his name) took a poll on a college campus asking if H2O should be banned, listing how many people have died from contact with H2O, and the college "students" were willing to sign a petition banning water. These people v**e and will v**e for Saunders or Clinton. Frightening isn't it?


Mark Dice rocks!! He hits the i***ts with a totally bogus statement and the low info crowd just takes the bait.
I'm still not over the MLK segment. And the JFK was just k**led in a car accident.

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Jun 8, 2016 12:43:54   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
speed 1 wrote:
does this mean that a case of bud and a 750 of jack is even better.


Dang I thought you were Bobby answering....had to look at your name a second time...lolol badbobby Loves his jack.....☆☆☆☆¤¤¤♢♢😎😎

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Jun 9, 2016 11:46:26   #
bahmer
 
mcmlx wrote:
Mark Dice rocks!! He hits the i***ts with a totally bogus statement and the low info crowd just takes the bait.
I'm still not over the MLK segment. And the JFK was just k**led in a car accident.


If the low info crowd were actually fish in a lake they would all have been caught and eaten by now. Its always the dumb fish that takes the bait fight? Well the dumpster diving democrats are the ones that would have been caught and removed by now.

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Jun 9, 2016 13:36:59   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Bad water??? Believe it...

I think a town is named that in New Mexico or Arizona... Someone will know..

The foolish qestions Dice and others like to ask.... According to the college throngs that seem to move into my place every time I turn around, it is considered to be a very funny joke, among some at least, when asked a truly silly question to give a truly silly answer..

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Jun 9, 2016 14:06:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RETW wrote:
A Glass of Wine





To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,





Ben Franklin said:


"In wine there is wisdom,


In beer there is freedom,


In water there is bacteria."





In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.


However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

VERIFICATION:


BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public





RETW
A Glass of Wine br br br br br br To my frie... (show quote)




thank you very much
I commend you for your public service

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Jun 9, 2016 15:41:01   #
Vegas Rob
 
Drink bottled water. Also, our veterinarian says give our two cats bottled water also.

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Jun 9, 2016 18:34:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Dang I thought you were Bobby answering....had to look at your name a second time...lolol badbobby Loves his jack.....☆☆☆☆¤¤¤♢♢😎😎



hey any Jack enthusiast is my drinkin buddy

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Jun 10, 2016 02:21:38   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
badbobby wrote:
thank you very much
I commend you for your public service





I try to be of some help, every once in a while.

Have a good one BB.

RETW


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Jun 10, 2016 08:34:48   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
hey any Jack enthusiast is my drinkin buddy


I know~~~ As well as those who may not~~~~Anyone "drinking with you" is your drinking buddy....A bit early or I would offer you one lil sip~~

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Jun 10, 2016 13:54:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
I know~~~ As well as those who may not~~~~Anyone "drinking with you" is your drinking buddy....A bit early or I would offer you one lil sip~~



only on special occasions
every day is a special occasion

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