slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of the live in Texas.

There are also 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's ever seen before.

'Onced' and 'twiced' are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy

Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom.

People actually grow, eat and like okra.

'Fixinto' is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about a subject.

The word 'jeet' is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is...you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissy fit is and you don't have 'em, you pitch 'em.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Good ones slatt.

Lets not forget,

Over yonder, it's upchonder

It's just up the road a piece

And the oft heard term ..........ya'll seen my beer?

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I know quite a few of those~~I must be at least a little Texan then~~
How about~~
I could sit still for that.
You can’t beat that with a stick.
He’s on a first-name basis with the bottom of the deck.
There are a lot of nooses in his family tree.
So crooked that if he swallowed a nail he’d spit up a corkscrew.
Crooked as a dog’s hind leg.
Crooked as the Brazos

These I have said number of times, really~~

If that ain’t a fact, God’s a possum.
You can take that to the bank.
You can hang your hat on it.
You can bet the farm on it.

She could start a fight in an empty house.
He’d argue with a wooden Indian.
Just fell off the turnip (watermelon, tater) truck.
He’s so country he thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack.

Ya'll talk pretty dang funny down there
I’ll be there with bells on soon enough....
and I’ll wear my Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes.
as long as it ain't hot as Hades.

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Well now, ain't you just the little hayseed that was planted up North

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A t***splanted Texan, I'ma guessing

archie bunker Loc: Texas

All ya'll left out an important one!

Bless your heart can be a term of sympathy, or an insult. Depending on context.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

yup, yup, I sure be~~

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I guess ya'll know I ain't too big fer my britches either..

I love that phrase``

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

That's another I use most of the time as an insult..Its a polite insult....lololol

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I often call the Sgt. Major 'sweet britches.'

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

...HEY!!! You have used that term with me.......i am once again crushed, looks like i need to dig out my rod-n- reel again....that will fixer

archie bunker Loc: Texas

If you ever get that way, you'll be madder n a wet hen!

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Indeed so slatt, we'll take her for sure.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Now I like that!!!! Bet she does too~~

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

That ain't nothin wills, he used with me too a couple of times..Now I'm a wonderen...........
Ya goen fishen over yonder are ya?? Bet ya'll will catch some lookers fer sure..........hehee