Speaking politically correct.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not BLONDE – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND – She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY – She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a S**T – She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS – She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER – She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER – He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME – He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVES.
4. He is not BALDING – He is in FOLLICAL REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER – He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK – He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS – He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAVINIST PIG – He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT – He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLANGED.
10. He does not have a SMALL WILLIE – He is G*****LLY EFFICIENT.
11. He is not a WANKER – He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
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