Here is two more
Jun 3, 2016 14:27:13 #
there's been a murder,a woman was k**led
found in a bathtub partially filled
a pair of policemen went into the house
and questioned the poor woman's spouse
he'd just came home from working all night
and found her like that,a terrible sight
the younger policeman looked on with dismay
he'd never forget this terrible day
he saw the young woman from behind the door
and empty milk cartons all over the floor
scattered strawberries,slices of fruit
and spoons full of sugar to boot
who could have done this terrible thing his voice had a terrified ring
just look at the clues replied Sgt Miller
this looks like the work of a cereal k**ler
the old banger wouldn't start this morning
it wasn't too long after the day was dawning
I just kept trying over and over
but I just couldn't get her to turn over
until eventually with a cough and a fart
I managed to get the old thing to start
though not working on full power
she got out of bed and took her shower
P Curtis
found in a bathtub partially filled
a pair of policemen went into the house
and questioned the poor woman's spouse
he'd just came home from working all night
and found her like that,a terrible sight
the younger policeman looked on with dismay
he'd never forget this terrible day
he saw the young woman from behind the door
and empty milk cartons all over the floor
scattered strawberries,slices of fruit
and spoons full of sugar to boot
who could have done this terrible thing his voice had a terrified ring
just look at the clues replied Sgt Miller
this looks like the work of a cereal k**ler
the old banger wouldn't start this morning
it wasn't too long after the day was dawning
I just kept trying over and over
but I just couldn't get her to turn over
until eventually with a cough and a fart
I managed to get the old thing to start
though not working on full power
she got out of bed and took her shower
P Curtis
Jun 3, 2016 14:53:50 #
badbobby wrote:
there's been a murder,a woman was k**led br found ... (show quote)
Oy vey. You are really having to dig deep today aren't you? Better hope AuntiE doesn't see the latter one.
Jun 3, 2016 17:33:32 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oy vey. You are really having to dig deep today aren't you? Better hope AuntiE doesn't see the latter one.
Poppa
unlike the dastardly duo(the two Jarheads)
Auntie is as always my OPP heroine
and I am of course in good standing with her
therefore I have nothing to fear
Jun 3, 2016 20:58:59 #
badbobby wrote:
Poppa
unlike the dastardly duo(the two Jarheads)
Auntie is as always my OPP heroine
and I am of course in good standing with her
therefore I have nothing to fear
unlike the dastardly duo(the two Jarheads)
Auntie is as always my OPP heroine
and I am of course in good standing with her
therefore I have nothing to fear
That is because you are a Swabbie. She has this failing of thinking of Swabbies as real people. However, the good Marines tend to overlook that failure in her make-up.
Jun 4, 2016 09:27:04 #
Captain Crunch assures everyone, 'there's no need to cry over spilled milk!"
badbobby, till we talk again, cheerios old chap.
badbobby, till we talk again, cheerios old chap.
Jun 4, 2016 11:08:51 #
PulletSurprise wrote:
Captain Crunch assures everyone, 'there's no need to cry over spilled milk!"
badbobby, till we talk again, cheerios old chap.
badbobby, till we talk again, cheerios old chap.
huh???
oh
I get it
I'm just a lil slow
Spilt milk
yes
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