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Three virgins tale
Jun 3, 2016 11:56:21   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit
worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to
send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.


The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.


The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand . Mum waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing... A card
finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ".


Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for Air NZ.


'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'

MUM FAINTED!!!

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Jun 3, 2016 12:47:48   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit
worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to
send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.


The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.


The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand . Mum waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing... A card
finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ".


Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for Air NZ.


'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'

MUM FAINTED!!!
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a s... (show quote)







Good one.

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Jun 4, 2016 10:57:27   #
bahmer
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit
worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to
send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.


The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.


The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand . Mum waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing... A card
finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ".


Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for Air NZ.


'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'

MUM FAINTED!!!
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a s... (show quote)





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Jun 4, 2016 19:02:44   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit
worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to
send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.


The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.


The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand . Mum waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing... A card
finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ".


Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for Air NZ.


'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'

MUM FAINTED!!!
Virgin sisters were all getting married within a s... (show quote)



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