Mule Trading (Raylan & Kevyn's Story)
Jun 2, 2016 04:22:59 #
Raylan Wolf and Kevyn saw an ad in the Starkville, MS Daily and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Raylan and Kevyn replied, Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Raylan said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Kevyn said, "We sure can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Raylan & Kevyn at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Raylan said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Kevyn said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Raylan and Kevyn now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Food Stamps and Welfare Programs.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Raylan and Kevyn replied, Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Raylan said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Kevyn said, "We sure can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Raylan & Kevyn at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Raylan said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Kevyn said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Raylan and Kevyn now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Food Stamps and Welfare Programs.
Jun 2, 2016 04:30:39 #
AuntiE wrote:
Raylan Wolf and Kevyn saw an ad in the Starkville,... (show quote)
I'm sure they will eat up the attention!
Jun 2, 2016 04:38:41 #
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Jun 2, 2016 05:19:05 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Another turn? Wasn't once enough?
I have not created a LBOH story. I will be gentle.
Jun 2, 2016 05:30:50 #
AuntiE wrote:
I have not created a LBOH story. I will be gentle.
Be nice. I'll have know I took a creative writing class. And I can be very creative.
Jun 2, 2016 05:56:02 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
AuntiE wrote:
Sounds very much like the politicians who baffle us into electing them. They are in it to get rich and they depend on us to be gullible enough to believe in their false sincerity.. A raffle indeed.Raylan Wolf and Kevyn saw an ad in the Starkville,... (show quote)
Jun 2, 2016 06:10:01 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
AuntiE wrote:
Your turn will come. 
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Looking forward to your future posts.
Jun 2, 2016 06:11:31 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
AuntiE wrote:
Raylan Wolf and Kevyn saw an ad in the Starkville,... (show quote)
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Dam clever of them!
Jun 2, 2016 08:09:58 #
AuntiE wrote:
Raylan Wolf and Kevyn saw an ad in the Starkville,... (show quote)
As I've said numerous times, Raylan can't do simple math: $2 x 500 tickets = $1000 - $2 = $998. I'm sure they'll both do well working for the government.
Jun 2, 2016 09:51:54 #
mwdegutis wrote:
As I've said numerous times, Raylan can't do simple math: $2 x 500 tickets = $1000 - $2 = $998. I'm sure they'll both do well working for the government.
Yeah, if she was attempting to humiliate them, I'm afraid she chose a joke that gives those two nincompoops far too much credit.
They're both probably thinking she was paying them a compliment.
Jun 2, 2016 09:57:30 #
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Jun 2, 2016 19:01:18 #
bilordinary wrote:
Wow, they're not here, maybe we're onto something!
Neither can comment as they are both on my Ignore List, thus meaning we can mock them to perdition and back, thrice over.
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