KKK???
May 30, 2016 11:13:59 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Friday Humor courtesy of Timothy Wilson, enjoy
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your t***sgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is Short. Smile while you still have Teeth.
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your t***sgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is Short. Smile while you still have Teeth.
May 30, 2016 11:18:52 #
May 30, 2016 14:30:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
And, where will this preacher find his new congregation 
Purgatory, if he is lucky.
May 31, 2016 17:07:56 #
slatten49 wrote:
And, where will this preacher find his new congregation
California???
May 31, 2016 21:04:16 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Friday Humor courtesy of Timothy Wilson, enjoy br ... (show quote)
lolololololol~~~ and all of your comments following just as dang funny~~~`
May 31, 2016 21:37:48 #
lindajoy wrote:
lolololololol~~~ and all of your comments following just as dang funny~~~`
you know that preachers do more than lay men
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