Just a little something I cooked up. What do you think?
A special set of instructions for liberals. Open phone and place the two round brain wave receptors to your forehead. Now pull on the shiny cell phone wave connector. One may hear a loud bang the first time connection is made but this is a normal phenomenon and you shouldn't worry. Oh yes the liberal styled phone comes fully loaded with a lifetime of minutes for your use. This will replace your Obama phone so hurry and get yours today while supplies last. Remember you never have to buy a service plan again with this phone.
A special set of instructions for liberals. Open phone and place the two round brain wave receptors to your forehead. Now pull on the shiny cell phone wave connector. One may hear a loud bang the first time connection is made but this is a normal phenomenon and you shouldn't worry. Oh yes the liberal styled phone comes fully loaded with a lifetime of minutes for your use. This will replace your Obama phone so hurry and get yours today while supplies last. Remember you never have to buy a service plan again with this phone.
A special set of instructions for liberals. Open p... (show quote)