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May 27, 2016 14:40:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."

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May 27, 2016 15:15:07   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (show quote)


Good one, butt on the serious side, watch out for Dr. Gozinya!!




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May 27, 2016 15:40:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
bilordinary wrote:
Good one, butt on the serious side, watch out for Dr. Gozinya!!





And Dr, Fingerworker.

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May 27, 2016 15:44:24   #
funguy1949
 
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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May 27, 2016 15:58:21   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (show quote)


He could have substituted a Michelube, or a hinniecan.

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May 27, 2016 16:01:01   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
lpnmajor wrote:
He could have substituted a Michelube, or a hinniecan.


Would have k**led the punch line!

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May 27, 2016 16:01:31   #
CowboyMilt
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (show quote)



LAMAO! GOOD ONE!

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May 28, 2016 11:54:11   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (show quote)


Was it a five cell butt light????????

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May 28, 2016 13:22:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Was it a five cell butt light????????


Nah...it was a low-cell butt light.

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May 28, 2016 15:20:48   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (show quote)



enunciation --love it

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May 28, 2016 15:41:45   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
enunciation --love it


Is that your 'Enunciation Proclamation,' BB

Just like Abraham Lincoln, you are

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May 28, 2016 16:23:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Is that your 'Enunciation Proclamation,' BB

Just like Abraham Lincoln, you are



should I thank you Sir??

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May 28, 2016 16:34:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
should I thank you Sir??

No thanks necessary, but a stirring rendition of the Marine Corp Hymn would be nice.

And, don't call me "Sir," as I was only a junior NCO.

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May 28, 2016 17:05:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
No thanks necessary, but a stirring rendition of the Marine Corp Hymn would be nice.

And, don't call me "Sir," as I was only a junior NCO.



unlike our lesser Naval brethren(Jarheads)
we are indoctrinated to be polite
even to those below us
I do p***e myself in being able to do this
do you perhaps mean "Anchors Aweigh"??

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May 28, 2016 17:25:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
unlike our lesser Naval brethren(Jarheads)
we are indoctrinated to be polite
even to those below us
I do p***e myself in being able to do this
do you perhaps mean "Anchors Aweigh"??

Surely you're joking...right

Polite..possibly. 'Humble,' I could believe, as Swabbies have every reason to be humble.

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