Sometimes it is best to say nothing...
May 26, 2016 22:14:17 #
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.
He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.”
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.”
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
May 26, 2016 22:16:38 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down rig... (show quote)
Unfortunately, most funny jokes are unkind to someone.
May 27, 2016 15:37:13 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down rig... (show quote)
uhuh
now you have aggravated the bus drivers
way to go Poppa
May 27, 2016 15:39:11 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down rig... (show quote)
little boys should be seen but not heard
May 27, 2016 15:58:14 #
The Poppa Gringo is not politically correct. He is his own man.. Go Pops
May 27, 2016 17:33:27 #
badbobby wrote:
little boys should be seen but not heard
You should take that to heart.
May 27, 2016 17:34:33 #
badbobby wrote:
uhuh
now you have aggravated the bus drivers
way to go Poppa
now you have aggravated the bus drivers
way to go Poppa
No big deal. Bus drivers are just land based Swabbies.
May 27, 2016 17:35:25 #
PaulPisces wrote:
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Generally speaking, so is life.
May 27, 2016 17:37:08 #
Armageddun wrote:
The Poppa Gringo is not politically correct. He is his own man.. Go Pops
Good day, Armi, 'tis good to see you up and about again.
May 27, 2016 18:20:16 #
Armageddun wrote:
The Poppa Gringo is not politically correct. He is his own man.. Go Pops
Armi
never
never
never
encourage him
he might even get the idea that we tolerate him
May 27, 2016 18:39:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Good day, Armi, 'tis good to see you up and about again.
Howdy Pardner
May 27, 2016 18:42:07 #
badbobby wrote:
Armi
never
never
never
encourage him
he might even get the idea that we tolerate him
never
never
never
encourage him
he might even get the idea that we tolerate him
Hey I got friends that I have to stay loyal tue, even ewe
May 27, 2016 19:57:27 #
Armageddun wrote:
Hey I got friends that I have to stay loyal tue, e... (show quote)
better me than
a 16 inch earthworm
May 27, 2016 21:14:38 #
badbobby wrote:
better me than
a 16 inch earthworm
a 16 inch earthworm
At least the earthworm is useful.
May 28, 2016 00:54:06 #
badbobby wrote:
better me than
a 16 inch earthworm
a 16 inch earthworm
It has to be at least a 4lb worm. Length doesn't matter.
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