And the nurse finally had to laugh...
May 24, 2016 13:45:12 #
A nurse entered a patient's room and asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
"In...in front of you?" He mumbles, shyly.
The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. You've got nothing I haven't seen a thousand times." The man said, "Not one like mine. You would die laughing at my naked body."
"Of course I won't laugh!" said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
The nurse, a professional, managed to keep herself from laughing, but did smile a bit. Feeling bad, she asked him about his symptoms.
"Well," he said, "there are two problems. One is that it won't stop getting hard."
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Immediately feeling bad that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
"In...in front of you?" He mumbles, shyly.
The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. You've got nothing I haven't seen a thousand times." The man said, "Not one like mine. You would die laughing at my naked body."
"Of course I won't laugh!" said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
The nurse, a professional, managed to keep herself from laughing, but did smile a bit. Feeling bad, she asked him about his symptoms.
"Well," he said, "there are two problems. One is that it won't stop getting hard."
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Immediately feeling bad that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
May 24, 2016 16:37:20 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PoppaGringo wrote:
A nurse entered a patient's room and asked him to ... (show quote)
I'm suing somebody for breaching my patient confidentiality!
May 25, 2016 00:56:19 #
You mean none of this is a natural occurrence?? Now, I heard everything~~ 
May 25, 2016 13:16:58 #
lindajoy wrote:
You mean none of this is a natural occurrence?? Now, I heard everything~~
Poppa is only relating his experience
guess he wants all of us to know
May 25, 2016 14:45:39 #
badbobby wrote:
Poppa is only relating his experience
guess he wants all of us to know
guess he wants all of us to know
The nurse gave her solemn oath that she would never divulge your identity.
May 25, 2016 17:57:06 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
The nurse gave her solemn oath that she would never divulge your identity.
and you have mine my friend
I shall tell no one about you
of course everyone on Opp already knows
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