Irish Nuns at a stoplight
May 23, 2016 19:25:13 #
This is an oldie I ran across from my old, dear friend Alex.
A car full of Irish Nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy
drunks pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us what you got, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate,
"I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up
grandmotherly whores before I come over there,
tear youse each a new asshole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"
A car full of Irish Nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy
drunks pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us what you got, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate,
"I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up
grandmotherly whores before I come over there,
tear youse each a new asshole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"
May 23, 2016 19:31:49 #
May 23, 2016 19:56:09 #
May 24, 2016 04:07:48 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
This is an oldie I ran across from my old, dear fr... (show quote)
That's why the run in pairs!
May 24, 2016 06:24:25 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PoppaGringo wrote:
This is an oldie I ran across from my old, dear fr... (show quote)
Let's have nun of that fowl language here now!
May 24, 2016 18:30:28 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
This is an oldie I ran across from my old, dear fr... (show quote)
definitely cross enough
May 24, 2016 18:40:21 #
May 25, 2016 19:39:13 #
Here's another good oldie.
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are
traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in
T***sylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out
of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses at them through the windshield.
Quick, quick! shouts Sister Mary Agnes, What should we
do?
Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
a*********n, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the
mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing
at the nuns. What shall I do now? she shouts.
Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water
before we left the Vatican, replies Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The
vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
Now what? shouts Sister Mary Agnes.
Show him your cross, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Now you're talking, says Sister Mary Agnes. She then
opens the window and shouts, Get the fuck off our car!
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are
traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in
T***sylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out
of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses at them through the windshield.
Quick, quick! shouts Sister Mary Agnes, What should we
do?
Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
a*********n, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the
mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing
at the nuns. What shall I do now? she shouts.
Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water
before we left the Vatican, replies Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The
vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
Now what? shouts Sister Mary Agnes.
Show him your cross, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Now you're talking, says Sister Mary Agnes. She then
opens the window and shouts, Get the fuck off our car!
May 25, 2016 20:31:00 #
May 25, 2016 22:40:30 #
May 25, 2016 23:38:01 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
This is an oldie I ran across from my old, dear fr... (show quote)
Bite your WHAT off????????????? egadsssssssss....lolololol
May 25, 2016 23:40:04 #
May 26, 2016 11:57:45 #
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