For all us old farts
May 23, 2016 01:47:24 #
Three older gentlemen sat down at the park for a conversation.
"There's no worse age than 70," says the youngest, "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!"
"That's nothing," said the 80 year old, "80 is a much worse age. You can't even do your business anymore. You take laxatives then sit on the toilet for hours waiting for something to come out!"
"Actually," said the oldest one, "90 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 70 year old.
"Not really. I pee every morning like clockwork at 6:00am."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 80 year old.
"Not at all, I do my business every day promptly at 6:30am."
The 70 year old looked at him funny. "Let me get this straight, you pee at 6am and you crap at 6:30am? So what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 7:00!!"
RETW
"There's no worse age than 70," says the youngest, "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!"
"That's nothing," said the 80 year old, "80 is a much worse age. You can't even do your business anymore. You take laxatives then sit on the toilet for hours waiting for something to come out!"
"Actually," said the oldest one, "90 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 70 year old.
"Not really. I pee every morning like clockwork at 6:00am."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 80 year old.
"Not at all, I do my business every day promptly at 6:30am."
The 70 year old looked at him funny. "Let me get this straight, you pee at 6am and you crap at 6:30am? So what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 7:00!!"
RETW
Time and old men
May 23, 2016 06:28:23 #
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May 23, 2016 08:06:12 #
Yep
Like a baby, someone's gotta feed us and change our diaper. Lol's
' cycle of life's I guess😃
Like a baby, someone's gotta feed us and change our diaper. Lol's
' cycle of life's I guess😃
May 23, 2016 08:23:05 #
Holdenbeach4u
Loc: Holden Beach , NC
I am going live forever , in my dreams but I am keeping my body running good , going to the gym working out at 72 , 3 times a week but age just a no. anyway until I feel the good Lord take me home !😎
May 23, 2016 08:49:29 #
Not looking forward to those days.
RETW wrote:
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May 23, 2016 09:07:36 #
May 23, 2016 09:14:17 #
bmac32 wrote:
Not looking forward to those days.
Aww, it ain't too bad back.back aches, sleep in recliner, teeth fall out, cataracts form. Piece of cake bro. Lol's
May 23, 2016 09:14:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Striking a little too close to home for many on the forum, RETW. 
Not me, of course. 
Not me, of course. May 23, 2016 09:22:38 #
Stay " ACTIVE", Get off that Dam couch. Take 'power nap'. You'll be ok slatten... I see your in TX.
We lived in San Antonio 10yrs. 68-78. Loved Texas. Hope you guys seceed from this nutty Union. What's coming out of DC is nuts!!!
We lived in San Antonio 10yrs. 68-78. Loved Texas. Hope you guys seceed from this nutty Union. What's coming out of DC is nuts!!!
May 23, 2016 09:29:35 #
Back, no problem, sold the recliner and no cataracts YET but have other problems like sugar.
okie don wrote:
Aww, it ain't too bad back.back aches, sleep in recliner, teeth fall out, cataracts form. Piece of cake bro. Lol's
May 23, 2016 10:04:31 #
Holdenbeach4u
Loc: Holden Beach , NC
I been taking organic vinegar the past 30 years , 1 oz per day , bland names Bragg or White House . I am 72 years old , no medicine whatsoever , no pain either ! Something must be working ! My sister takes 18 pills a day plus got pain all over her body !
May 23, 2016 11:04:09 #
Holden,
Apple Cider Vinigar each morn in some water. Is good and will keep cancer away from. What I have heard. Keeps pH up.or something and caner cells won't thrive.
Apple Cider Vinigar each morn in some water. Is good and will keep cancer away from. What I have heard. Keeps pH up.or something and caner cells won't thrive.
May 23, 2016 12:47:28 #
Holdenbeach4u
Loc: Holden Beach , NC
I used organic vinegar 1 oz per day for 30 years . Please look online and see the benefits for your health . Here another thing you can do too , take 4 oz , tart cherry juice per day and it does wonders to your body !
May 23, 2016 19:32:48 #
Thanks Holden.
I have had a few gout attacks.
Cherrys are great .
I need to start drinking tart cherry juice.
Thanks. ( Great idea)
I have had a few gout attacks.
Cherrys are great .
I need to start drinking tart cherry juice.
Thanks. ( Great idea)
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