As Told by Elwood
May 22, 2016 16:19:00 #
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man.
"Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the moron to reduce the price. See you later, grandpa.”
Never mess with the elderly!
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man.
"Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the moron to reduce the price. See you later, grandpa.”
Never mess with the elderly!
May 22, 2016 16:50:32 #
May 23, 2016 10:23:35 #
Just love ya 'Aunti' In turn I shall return the humor 'my style' do you remember this infamous car ?
May 23, 2016 15:57:23 #
May 24, 2016 18:14:09 #
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