new math
May 21, 2016 11:10:31 #
Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a b***h is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b***h is nine.”
In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying.
“Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?”
Little Billy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
She said, “And is that what your teacher taught you?”
He replied, “Yes.”
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Billy’s school to talk to the teacher.
The mother said to his math teacher, “I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition problems.”
Billy’s mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b***h is four?”
When the teacher stopped laughing she replied, “Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.”
In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying.
“Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?”
Little Billy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
She said, “And is that what your teacher taught you?”
He replied, “Yes.”
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Billy’s school to talk to the teacher.
The mother said to his math teacher, “I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition problems.”
Billy’s mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b***h is four?”
When the teacher stopped laughing she replied, “Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.”
May 21, 2016 11:16:53 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. ... (show quote)
Stick to your Bell Hop job spook.
Cause you ain't no where close to being funny.
Leave the comedy to the comedians.
You got that.........................PUNK ???
May 21, 2016 14:06:14 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Wolf counselor wrote:
Stick to your Bell Hop job spook.
Cause you ain't no where close to being funny.
Leave the comedy to the comedians.
You got that.........................PUNK ???
Cause you ain't no where close to being funny.
Leave the comedy to the comedians.
You got that.........................PUNK ???
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