I've changed my mind about obamacare
Oct 31, 2013 19:49:35 #
If I buy a policy under obamacare I'll have free contraception. My vasectomy could fail any day now, and I'm too old for the uh-oh baby. So what the heck? But thats not really a worry, because I can just abort it, and my policy will cover it!
Now I can go get a pap-smear, or mamogram. Hell, I can't remember the last time I had either one of those done.
If my female parts get all jacked up, I'm covered for a hysterectomy.
This is fantastic!! I hope I can get my moneys worth out of it!
Now I can go get a pap-smear, or mamogram. Hell, I can't remember the last time I had either one of those done.
If my female parts get all jacked up, I'm covered for a hysterectomy.
This is fantastic!! I hope I can get my moneys worth out of it!
Oct 31, 2013 19:58:42 #
archie bunker wrote:
If I buy a policy under obamacare I'll have free c... (show quote)
So your basically saying that your a dick.... :-D
Oct 31, 2013 20:06:18 #
archie bunker wrote:
If I buy a policy under obamacare I'll have free c... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Does this mean I can go obtain viagra and/or cialis? I shall make a proctologist appointment tomorrow. Do you have someone you could recommend? Oh sorry, right, you have a GYN.
Oct 31, 2013 20:10:23 #
emarine wrote:
So your basically saying that your a dick.... :-D
Yes...yes I am.
Oct 31, 2013 20:12:54 #
Oct 31, 2013 20:22:04 #
archie bunker wrote:
Yes...yes I am.
:?: You seem to be having an identity crisis. The healthcare.gov website can help you. :lol:
Oct 31, 2013 20:29:50 #
emarine wrote:
Hey Archie... go easy beating on meat head :-D
So many ways to go with that. I think I'll pass. :lol:
Oct 31, 2013 20:30:45 #
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Does this mean I can go obtain viagra and/or cialis? I shall make a proctologist appointment tomorrow. Do you have someone you could recommend? Oh sorry, right, you have a GYN.
Does this mean I can go obtain viagra and/or cialis? I shall make a proctologist appointment tomorrow. Do you have someone you could recommend? Oh sorry, right, you have a GYN.
I would hold off with the proctologist.... just saying :shock:
Oct 31, 2013 20:34:03 #
emarine wrote:
I would hold off with the proctologist.... just saying :shock:
With all the possible new benefits, should I not utilize them? :?: :shock: :lol:
I have a really really good GYN for you! :roll: :mrgreen:
Oct 31, 2013 20:39:55 #
AuntiE wrote:
With all the possible new benefits, should I not utilize them? :?: :shock: :lol:
I have a really really good GYN for you! :roll: :mrgreen:
I have a really really good GYN for you! :roll: :mrgreen:
This seems like we are to the point of the utilizing my fifth amendment rights ;-)
Oct 31, 2013 20:57:27 #
emarine wrote:
This seems like we are to the point of the utilizing my fifth amendment rights ;-)
It seems to be the trend; however, I am not sure I would wish to be a part of the group utilizing those rights. :|
Oct 31, 2013 20:58:17 #
archie bunker wrote:
If I buy a policy under obamacare I'll have free c... (show quote)
you say all of this and do you not realize that if all of the above gets utilized to the full extent that we will have some of the most healthiest women in the world, which in its self would lower healthcare costs. Sorry your a dude and they do not give Viagra out for free.
Oct 31, 2013 21:00:53 #
AuntiE wrote:
:?: You seem to be having an identity crisis. The healthcare.gov website can help you. :lol:
It did! Thanks!! :D It said error. I guess I was confused a bit. Whew!!
I guess I can keep my original Dr.
I was kind of concerned about that. If I'm paying for all that extra stuff, I wanted to take advantage of it!
Now I kinda feel like I've been misled. :?
Oct 31, 2013 21:02:16 #
HatMan1 wrote:
you say all of this and do you not realize that if all of the above gets utilized to the full extent that we will have some of the most healthiest women in the world, which in its self would lower healthcare costs. Sorry your a dude and they do not give Viagra out for free.
Mammograms have for YEARS been free with no co-pay.
Pap smears are and have been part of a standard GYN exam and require nothing beyond a standard doctor co-pay for the doctor visit.
There is nothing new in this and provides NO change in women's healthcare!
Oct 31, 2013 21:04:26 #
archie bunker wrote:
It did! Thanks!! :D It said error. I guess I was confused a bit. Whew!!
I guess I can keep my original Dr.
I was kind of concerned about that. If I'm paying for all that extra stuff, I wanted to take advantage of it!
Now I kinda feel like I've been misled. :?
I guess I can keep my original Dr.
I was kind of concerned about that. If I'm paying for all that extra stuff, I wanted to take advantage of it!
Now I kinda feel like I've been misled. :?
As healthcare has changed to the point many are receiving g****r altering surgery, should your confusion continue it may be alternative for you. :) 8-) :lol: :lol:
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