Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

WOMAN. . . . . . . . .

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day..........

An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?"

The lord answered. "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?"

She must function on all kinds of situations,
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,
Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two hands,"
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day"

THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands.....impossible!

And this is the standard model?"

The Angel came closer and touched the woman"
"But you have made her so soft, Lord".
"She is soft", said the Lord,
"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome"

"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate"

The Angel touched her cheeks....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her"
"She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel…

"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her p***e."...

This made a big impression on the Angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous"

Lord said."Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life"

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback
"She often forgets what she is worth".

bahmer

Awesome.

Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

Another copyright violation, blatant plagiarism at its worst. Damn people, it only takes a second to give credit to original author, act like someone!

When God Created Woman! Copyright, 2009 by Vivian Ann Moore!

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I have read this before and each time it always has more meaning..Thank You for posting it...

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

WTF is your problem Rayon Woof? You can't just read and enjoy a good post without making some snide remark. It's no wonder people on OPP dislike you so much.

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

Good post Doggie.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

And we, as men, never know what she is worth, until she is no longer with us and we mortal men have to cope alone. I think that is why men die first women can survive on the memories men cannot.

Molly2399 Loc: Ohio

The best I have ever read. Thank you. I often forget.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Whats the matter Rayon did your other f*g get your tongue again, you seriously need a protracted hobby.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

How much did you get paid for this post? Just curious.