Well, ya see, ya don't have to be homeless, if there is a Wal mart near you !
May 17, 2016 18:36:15 #
Well, ya see, ya don't have to be homeless, if there is a Wal mart near you !
Living in Wal mart Attic with Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV
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Memphis, Tennessee – Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been “living in the lap of luxury” above a Tennessee Wal mart store. The ‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old Ingrid Malone, had been living above the store for over two years. What they did to the attic, baffled police and store employees.
“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Wal mart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss.“In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Wal mart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”
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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”
Living in Wal mart Attic with Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV
http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/homeless-walmart.jpg
Memphis, Tennessee – Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been “living in the lap of luxury” above a Tennessee Wal mart store. The ‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old Ingrid Malone, had been living above the store for over two years. What they did to the attic, baffled police and store employees.
“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Wal mart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss.“In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Wal mart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”
http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/evidence-vault.jpg
The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”
May 17, 2016 19:42:49 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Well, ya see, ya don't have to be homeless, if the... (show quote)
Ya just can't make up a story like this one!!!! Sorry, but I found it all very funny and am sad they lost their minds in the heat of passion and got popped~~~Such a shame, really~~
May 17, 2016 22:13:42 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
lindajoy wrote:
Ya just can't make up a story like this one!!!! So... (show quote)
I would love to see a video of these two thieves.
May 17, 2016 22:21:01 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I would love to see a video of these two thieves.
So would I!!! I'd have to give them something for effort..Hey, if they never left the store with the merchandise is it theft?? I mean they were just living at home and refurnished with borrowed merchandise.......
May 18, 2016 11:11:40 #
lindajoy wrote:
Ya just can't make up a story like this one!!!! So... (show quote)
Yeah, blame it on the K-Y.
Looks like a pretty nice set up, two TVs and separate rooms and curtains.
May 18, 2016 12:04:15 #
mcmlx wrote:
Yeah, blame it on the K-Y.
Looks like a pretty nice set up, two TVs and separate rooms and curtains.
Looks like a pretty nice set up, two TVs and separate rooms and curtains.
Riigghhhttt, k, I will, but y??
☆☆May 18, 2016 12:38:59 #
May 18, 2016 16:32:39 #
Seldom has the term 'dumb f--k' been so literally true.
eagleye13 wrote:
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May 18, 2016 18:20:02 #
May 18, 2016 18:53:40 #
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