Finding the right denomination
May 16, 2016 14:45:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he had for many years.
When his dog sadly died, Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying: "Father Patrick, my dog is dead. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer: "No, we can't have services for an animal in church. But I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road, and - no telling what they believe in - maybe they'll do something for your pet."
Muldoon said: "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough of a donation for the service?"
Father Patrick replied: "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"
When his dog sadly died, Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying: "Father Patrick, my dog is dead. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer: "No, we can't have services for an animal in church. But I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road, and - no telling what they believe in - maybe they'll do something for your pet."
Muldoon said: "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough of a donation for the service?"
Father Patrick replied: "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"
May 16, 2016 15:20:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish co... (show quote)
SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!
May 16, 2016 15:26:58 #
May 16, 2016 15:37:53 #
May 16, 2016 15:43:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bmac32 wrote:
Not thinking it would take $50,000.
For $50,000, I would hold services on my property.
May 16, 2016 17:24:32 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish co... (show quote)
Yep. Personally, I like the denomination of "1000". I'd like a truckload of $1000 bills please.
May 17, 2016 15:45:03 #
slatten49 wrote:
For $50,000, I would hold services on my property.
For 50,000 I would build the casket, dig the grave, hold the service, and make the marker.. I don't care what denomination the dog was..
May 17, 2016 16:32:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish co... (show quote)
That's catholicism for ya.
May 17, 2016 17:51:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish co... (show quote)
now you are gonna get it from the Catholics
and prolly most other god fearin folks
May 17, 2016 17:52:59 #
Armageddun wrote:
For 50,000 I would build the casket, dig the grave... (show quote)
and prolly find a sixteen inch earth worm
in the process
May 17, 2016 20:20:27 #
badbobby wrote:
now you are gonna get it from the Catholics
and prolly most other god fearin folks
and prolly most other god fearin folks
Not at all my friend..God found favor and mercy in seeing everyone so eager to give Muldoons' dog a proper burial sooo, Puff, and Muldoons dog jumped up, barking and running around to all those who had so graciously offered to help...When God saw the people stand in an amazement he found more humor in it as well......
May 17, 2016 20:40:25 #
badbobby wrote:
and prolly find a sixteen inch earth worm
in the process
in the process
That would be a 4lb worme...
May 18, 2016 12:56:23 #
Armageddun wrote:
That would be a 4lb worme... br br img src="htt... (show quote)
and now I'm waiting to hear the size of the big ol bass
that takes the bait
(worme)
were you referring to Marines?
May 18, 2016 15:41:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
and now I'm waiting to hear the size of the big ol bass
that takes the bait
(worme)
were you referring to Marines?
that takes the bait
(worme)
were you referring to Marines?
Stand at attention when you say "Marine," ye old Squid.
May 18, 2016 17:10:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
Stand at attention when you say "Marine," ye old Squid.
Why? Do you know how hard that is when I'm drunk? They are lucky that I deign to even notice them. Jar heads.
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