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Estate Planning Made Easy . . .
May 15, 2016 13:30:53   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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May 15, 2016 13:33:19   #
son of witless
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Dan was a single guy living at home with his fathe... (show quote)


Digging for gold in the dirt is stupid when there are other ways.

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May 15, 2016 13:57:34   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Dan was a single guy living at home with his fathe... (show quote)


and then the court battles began

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May 15, 2016 15:44:52   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Dan was a single guy living at home with his fathe... (show quote)


Ain't that the t***h?

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May 16, 2016 14:02:13   #
rich boise Loc: Idaho
 
That is a good one but.....the most important estate planning is laying up treasures in heaven.
What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul.

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May 16, 2016 18:35:17   #
mcmlx
 
rich boise wrote:
That is a good one but.....the most important estate planning is laying up treasures in heaven.
What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul.


You are right, rich. Thank you for reminding us.

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