Slidding Down The Bannister of Life...
May 15, 2016 12:48:07 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life In 2016 -- Remember:
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart have written an impressive new book. It's called ...'Ministers do more than lay people.
2. T**********e: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I h**e sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well , it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter...don't mind...and those that mind... don't matter!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart have written an impressive new book. It's called ...'Ministers do more than lay people.
2. T**********e: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I h**e sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well , it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter...don't mind...and those that mind... don't matter!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...
May 15, 2016 13:07:32 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life In 2016 --... (show quote)
As I slide downthe bannister of life, gaining more speed every day, I realize that I forgot to consider the big knob at the bottom that is going to hit me in the nuts!
May 15, 2016 13:38:59 #
archie bunker wrote:
As I slide downthe bannister of life, gaining more speed every day, I realize that I forgot to consider the big knob at the bottom that is going to hit me in the nuts!
We all slide down life's banister backwards. We all see where we have been. It is best that none of us can see the end of the banister.
May 15, 2016 14:15:51 #
archie bunker wrote:
As I slide downthe bannister of life, gaining more speed every day, I realize that I forgot to consider the big knob at the bottom that is going to hit me in the nuts!
since I was sliding before Arch got started
been there done that
May 16, 2016 14:04:14 #
May 16, 2016 15:34:37 #
son of witless wrote:
We all slide down life's banister backwards. We all see where we have been. It is best that none of us can see the end of the banister.
May 16, 2016 19:52:49 #
rich boise wrote:
It gets steeper too!
It also gets rougher near the end of that bannister if you are not careful.
May 16, 2016 20:10:07 #
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