An almost true golf story.
May 13, 2016 14:14:55 #
A young man walks into his local church, enters the confessional, kneels down and says "bless me father for I have sinned, I said the 'F' word". "Well my son" says the priest, 'it happens, tell me about it, where were you"? The young man responds "on the golf course". Ah, I understand, I play the game myself, it's very frustrating. What happened? Well Father, I was on a crowded 1st tee when I sliced the ball into the woods. ...Of course, that's when you said it!.... No Father, I actually found my ball and was able to punch it out into the middle of the fairway....... Really?! Then what happened?....... Well I picked my seven iron, and hit a perfect 150 yard shot right down the middle,unfortunately, on the last roll it fell into the trap. Wow, is that when you said it!....No, actually Father, I got my trusty sand wedge and popped a beautiful shot in the air hit the f**g and dropped it 18" from the cup......."Don't tell me you missed the f-cking putt"!!?
May 13, 2016 14:37:46 #
May 13, 2016 15:22:12 #
May 14, 2016 20:35:51 #
Onelostdog wrote:
A young man walks into his local church, enters th... (show quote)
It's rare to find such a wise priest.
He knows the wisdom of the Bible, and the importance of a good putt.
May 14, 2016 22:55:22 #
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