MY OLD WRINKLED BEHIND
May 13, 2016 13:44:19 #
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to k**l the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
K**l him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BEHIND is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
Have a nice day!
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to k**l the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
K**l him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BEHIND is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
Have a nice day!
May 13, 2016 13:58:51 #
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
But really, why the complex post? Everyone knows that everything is Obama's fault (or Bush's)!!!!!!!!!
But really, why the complex post? Everyone knows that everything is Obama's fault (or Bush's)!!!!!!!!!
May 13, 2016 14:31:16 #
PaulPisces wrote:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
But really, why the complex post? Everyone knows that everything is Obama's fault (or Bush's)!!!!!!!!!
But really, why the complex post? Everyone knows that everything is Obama's fault (or Bush's)!!!!!!!!!
Hell Paul it could be yours or mine at any time depending on the circumstances I guess. I have passed gas before therefore g****l w*****g is all my fault and fruit trees are dying because of it so now farmers want me jailed and lawyers want me sued for billions to fund the Low Information Enforcement & Radical Authoritative Mothers of Zombies International Togetherness group, better known in political arenas as LIE & RAMZIT together again.
May 13, 2016 15:42:25 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Onelostdog wrote:
How the world works lately... br br br If a man ... (show quote)
Blame Bill Gates. WHAT A GREAT IDEA. Can we start a class action suit???
May 13, 2016 16:13:43 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Blame Bill Gates. WHAT A GREAT IDEA. Can we start a class action suit???
Sign me up even if I use a Mac because he is directly the one reason I changed over to a Mac in the first place. Crooked bastard that he and his organization are but then the new Mac organization ain't exactly saints either I guess.
May 14, 2016 07:06:37 #
Heck, you have to be a computer tech to work your phone anymore..WTH~~~~~
Think I'll sue Verizon now instead of later......
Think I'll sue Verizon now instead of later......
whatttt??? I don't know where I put the damn thing
May 14, 2016 10:51:38 #
lindajoy wrote:
Heck, you have to be a computer tech to work your phone anymore..WTH~~~~~
Think I'll sue Verizon now instead of later......
Think I'll sue Verizon now instead of later......
Cute, now if I could only lip read that would help.
May 14, 2016 11:32:32 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Cute, now if I could only lip read that would help.
lolol, you could spend hoursssssssssss and still not figure it out....Doesn't stuff like that just make ya crazy???
May 14, 2016 12:28:07 #
lindajoy wrote:
lolol, you could spend hoursssssssssss and still not figure it out....Doesn't stuff like that just make ya crazy???
Oh my love I have been called crazy as a loon for 70 years now so don't think much of anything could drive me over the wall anymore, just look at our gubermint if you can survive that crap ain't nothin much going to get under your skin.
May 14, 2016 12:57:46 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Oh my love I have been called crazy as a loon for 70 years now so don't think much of anything could drive me over the wall anymore, just look at our gubermint if you can survive that crap ain't nothin much going to get under your skin.
I sure need to adopt your philosophy!!! Especially when looking around at our gubermint, dog....
I also rather doubt you're crazy either.......
Secret Service at its finest, ohhhhhh boy are we in trouble.
May 14, 2016 13:25:49 #
lindajoy wrote:
I sure need to adopt your philosophy!!! Especially when looking around at our gubermint, dog....
I also rather doubt you're crazy either.......
I also rather doubt you're crazy either.......
And just think that Suckrite Service guy is one of the smarter people in such a great orangatation, er I mean organization.
May 14, 2016 19:39:06 #
Onelostdog wrote:
And just think that Suckrite Service guy is one of the smarter people in such a great orangatation, er I mean organization.
yall are breaking me up
almost spilt my Jack
May 14, 2016 19:59:57 #
badbobby wrote:
yall are breaking me up
almost spilt my Jack
almost spilt my Jack
Please stop reading my stuff as a glass of Jack is way to important to waste.
May 14, 2016 23:15:12 #
Onelostdog wrote:
And just think that Suckrite Service guy is one of the smarter people in such a great orangatation, er I mean organization.
Riiiigggghhhhtttttt, lolol
May 15, 2016 18:30:30 #
Dog - I looked for your old wrinkled behind in today's Bay to Breakers race, but maybe you weren't even running.
Although not officially sanctioned, there are still a few, thank god, who choose to run the race without clothes.
Not that most of them are worth looking at, but I do like the idea of such a "finger" to normalcy, at least occasionally like in this race.
:)
Although not officially sanctioned, there are still a few, thank god, who choose to run the race without clothes.
Not that most of them are worth looking at, but I do like the idea of such a "finger" to normalcy, at least occasionally like in this race.
:)
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