Maybe he can practice committing suicide with it. Click, click, click, BANG!
Never give advice on something you wouldn't do yourself Smith......Do it! , only way to know for sure if there is a God, then you can tell the rest of us.
Remember his live shows? Swinging and singing? Seems like now everyone has amnesia and wants to make him out to be the bad guy. Damn, he's the real thing.
That was funny as s**t. Good comedy/satire have always been my favorite. I'm not witty enough to think this up myself. I'm serious, the article rocks. I still and probably will always like him. I'll bet if he sees it, he'll be laughing too.