buffalo Loc: Texas

Animal behaviorist Dr. Kale Crumlin didn't know how close he was to the t***h when a few months ago he first shared his observations with a small circle of colleagues in a paper titled, "The Behavior and Habits of Hillary Clinton," in which he compared the former First Lady to the dominant female in a clan of spotted hyenas, also known as laughing hyenas.

"The cackle, the facial expressions, and the predisposition to dominate males were the first behavioral clues," wrote Dr. Crumlin, referring to a known scientific fact that spotted hyena society is matriarchal; females are larger than males and dominate them in a pack, with even the lowest ranking females being dominant over the highest ranking males. ''The males are so nervous around females that it's very easy to tell them apart," he observed, "even if everyone in the room is wearing pants."

"The hyena is the only mammalian species whose females are equipped with a pseudo-penis and lack an external vaginal opening," Dr. Crumlin noted, pointing out that "one route to female dominance is to increase the level of testosterone, which goes hand in hand with aggressive behavior and larger body size.''

Dr. Crumlin concluded his paper by suggesting to test Mrs. Clinton's DNA samples for possible traces of hyena lineage.

This week a scientific analysis of Mrs. Clinton's DNA has finally confirmed Dr. Crumlin's prediction, detecting a significant amount of the spotted hyena DNA in her otherwise English, Welsh, Scottish, French, and French Canadian ancestry, with multiple family relationships to Madonna and Céline Dion

When asked for comment, Hillary for America campaign responded that all information relating to Mrs. Clinton's family tree was lost along with her emails during the unfortunate private server incident. At the same time, being a strong believer in identity politics, Mrs. Clinton is hopeful that these findings will help her to secure the support of minority animal v**ers in the coming p**********l e******ns.

samtheyank

You are not nice! You should not say mean and nasty things about little Hillary. She comes from class. She went to George Washington, I am not sure about that one, and graduated from Yale Law School. She is a role model for all young women to emulate for the future.

Soon! She will be h*****g her panties on a nail in jail and the mail is slow as a snail. There will be no bail for this B***h who is in jail. You heard it from a male who saw her in jail. Poor Hillary!

Jojofitnezz

If it looks like a duck sounds like a duck and dresses like a duck.... Well we all get the rest

samtheyank

Just trying to have a little fun! Can't be serious all the time. I am just trying to make my fellow Conservatives chuckle a little. I know I fall way short of the mark, but hell, at least I try my hand at it. All work and no fun makes Jack a dull boy.

Jojofitnezz

Have fun when the whorebag is done.... Soon enough

samtheyank

AMEN!

Ricko Loc: Florida

buffalo-wh**ever you do, make sure you do not alert the Hyenas about this relationship. Can you imagine the whole family cackling simultaneously ? Would drive Slick out of the mansion. Lol Good Luck America !!!

buffalo Loc: Texas

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Easy there buffolo , hyenas around the world will be in contact with the ACLU , the Southren poverty law center to sue you for reporting any derogitory depictions of the Hilderbeast..

ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa