Trump and Hillary walk into a bar......
May 11, 2016 12:27:56 #
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are at the bar at a fundraiser in the Hamptons. Donald leans over, non-alcoholic cocktail in hand, and says, “Boy, Hillary. The media are sure tearing you a new one over that scandal.”
“You mean my lying about B******i?” Hillary said.
“No, the other one,” Trump responded.
“You mean the massive v***r f***d?”
“No, the other one.”
You mean the military not getting their v**es counted?”
“No, the other one.”
“Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
“No, the other one.”
“The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
“No, the other one.”
“Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
“No, the other one.”
“Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
“No, the other one.”
“Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
“No, the other one.”
“The funding of neo-n**is in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII?”
“No, the other one.”
“Turning Libya into chaos?”
“No, the other one.”
“Being the mastermind of the so-called ‘Arab Spring’ that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?”
“No, the other one.”
“Leaving four Americans to die in B******i and go to sleep?”
“No, the other one.”
“Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
“No, the other one.”
“The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give Sarin gas to the ‘moderate’ terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, making it so that had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?”
“No, the other one.”
“The creation of the biggest refugee crisis since World War II?”
“No, the other one.”
“Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
“No, the other one.”
“The DOJ spying on the press?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
“No, the other one.”
“Giving our cronies in Solyndra $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
“No, the other one.”
“The NSA monitoring citizens?”
“No, the other one.”
“The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
“No, the other one.”
“Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
“No, the other one.”
“Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?
“No, the other one.”
“I give up! … oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left office?”
“THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one,” Trump said as he got up from his stool, made a little fist pumping motion, and declared, “All aboard the Trump Train!”
“You mean my lying about B******i?” Hillary said.
“No, the other one,” Trump responded.
“You mean the massive v***r f***d?”
“No, the other one.”
You mean the military not getting their v**es counted?”
“No, the other one.”
“Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
“No, the other one.”
“The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
“No, the other one.”
“Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
“No, the other one.”
“Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
“No, the other one.”
“Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
“No, the other one.”
“The funding of neo-n**is in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII?”
“No, the other one.”
“Turning Libya into chaos?”
“No, the other one.”
“Being the mastermind of the so-called ‘Arab Spring’ that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?”
“No, the other one.”
“Leaving four Americans to die in B******i and go to sleep?”
“No, the other one.”
“Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
“No, the other one.”
“The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give Sarin gas to the ‘moderate’ terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, making it so that had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?”
“No, the other one.”
“The creation of the biggest refugee crisis since World War II?”
“No, the other one.”
“Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
“No, the other one.”
“The DOJ spying on the press?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
“No, the other one.”
“Giving our cronies in Solyndra $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
“No, the other one.”
“The NSA monitoring citizens?”
“No, the other one.”
“The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
“No, the other one.”
“Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
“No, the other one.”
“Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?
“No, the other one.”
“I give up! … oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left office?”
“THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one,” Trump said as he got up from his stool, made a little fist pumping motion, and declared, “All aboard the Trump Train!”
May 11, 2016 12:39:52 #
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"Can she say jail time" "they threw away the key" "dam it's cold down here under the jail house" or "she say's it's hot in here,then she hears a voice that sounds like Donald saying burn baby burn in H" :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))
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