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May 8, 2016 17:53:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Long ago there was a man who had a 25 inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem, he decided to consult with a local witch.

Once with the witch he said, ''I need your help. My penis is so big it's hard for me to find women who can accommodate me. Can you help me?" The witch said, "Go to the forest, in the middle of it you'll find a frog, ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!"

So he went to the forest, and after hours of walking he found the frog, kneeled down and asked the frog to marry him.

The frog said, "No."

Then his penis shrunk five inches.

He asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" And again, the frog said, "No."

And it shrunk another five inches.

Then he thought, "15 inches is still too big. I'll ask it again. Ten inches will be fine."

So he asked the frog one more time, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked up at him in disgust and said, "I told you: No, no, and NO!"

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May 8, 2016 18:23:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Long ago there was a Marine who had a 25 inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem, he decided to consult with a local witch.

Once with the witch he said, ''I need your help. My penis is so big it's hard for me to find women who can accommodate me. Can you help me?" The witch said, "Go to the forest, in the middle of it you'll find a frog, ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!"

So he went to the forest, and after hours of walking he found the frog, kneeled down and asked the frog to marry him.

The frog said, "No."

Then his penis shrunk five inches.

He asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" And again, the frog said, "No."

And it shrunk another five inches.

Then he thought, "15 inches is still too big. I'll ask it again. Ten inches will be fine."

So he asked the frog one more time, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked up at him in disgust and said, "I told you: No, no, and NO!"
Long ago there was a Marine who had a 25 inch peni... (show quote)




oho!!!
so thats why the fair sex prefer Sailors over Marines

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May 8, 2016 18:24:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Long ago there was a Marine who had a 25 inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem, he decided to consult with a local witch.

Once with the witch he said, ''I need your help. My penis is so big it's hard for me to find women who can accommodate me. Can you help me?" The witch said, "Go to the forest, in the middle of it you'll find a frog, ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!"

So he went to the forest, and after hours of walking he found the frog, kneeled down and asked the frog to marry him.

The frog said, "No."

Then his penis shrunk five inches.

He asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" And again, the frog said, "No."

And it shrunk another five inches.

Then he thought, "15 inches is still too big. I'll ask it again. Ten inches will be fine."

So he asked the frog one more time, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked up at him in disgust and said, "I told you: No, no, and NO!"
Long ago there was a Marine who had a 25 inch peni... (show quote)

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May 8, 2016 19:25:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
oho!!!
so thats why the fair sex prefer Sailors over Marines

Where did you read or hear that fairy tale Discerning women inevitably prefer Marines over Water Lilies.

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May 8, 2016 19:36:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Where did you read or hear that fairy tale Discerning women inevitably prefer Marines over Water Lilies.


you are the one posted about the Marines tragedy
maybe you oughtta read your post again

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May 8, 2016 19:57:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you are the one posted about the Marines tragedy
maybe you oughtta read your post again

You mean the original, or your edited version of it

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May 8, 2016 20:13:19   #
moldyoldy
 
slatten49 wrote:
You mean the original, or your edited version of it


Either way, all you will hear is no, no, no, until an airman comes along.

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May 8, 2016 20:28:01   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
oho!!!
so thats why the fair sex prefer Sailors over Marines


lolololololollllll, good grief, you are too funnyyyyyy...
Both of you!!!!


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May 8, 2016 20:42:29   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
To read this thread shows we women can swim with the "Swabbies", walk with the Marines and fly with the Air Force..Nowwwwwwwwwww, tell me that doesn't sounds pretty dang nice!!!
Yup, THE BEST MILITARY anywhere!!!



Why are the Marines called Jarheads??? How did it originate??

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May 8, 2016 20:44:09   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Either way, all you will hear is no, no, no, until an airman comes along.


My Dad and Husband were Air Force....

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May 8, 2016 21:03:51   #
moldyoldy
 
lindajoy wrote:
My Dad and Husband were Air Force....


You picked the best and the smartest.
Or they were smart enough to claim you.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jarhead

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May 8, 2016 21:53:04   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
slatten49 wrote:
Long ago there was a man who had a 25 inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem, he decided to consult with a local witch.

Once with the witch he said, ''I need your help. My penis is so big it's hard for me to find women who can accommodate me. Can you help me?" The witch said, "Go to the forest, in the middle of it you'll find a frog, ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!"

So he went to the forest, and after hours of walking he found the frog, kneeled down and asked the frog to marry him.

The frog said, "No."

Then his penis shrunk five inches.

He asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" And again, the frog said, "No."

And it shrunk another five inches.

Then he thought, "15 inches is still too big. I'll ask it again. Ten inches will be fine."

So he asked the frog one more time, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked up at him in disgust and said, "I told you: No, no, and NO!"
Long ago there was a man who had a 25 inch penis. ... (show quote)








And then there's this sad story:


One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

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May 8, 2016 22:04:59   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
moldyoldy wrote:
You picked the best and the smartest.
Or they were smart enough to claim you.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jarhead


Hair cut, now that makes sense...Would never use as a derogatory remark..joking, yes, but not otherwise..
Thank You for both, reply and definition..
I happen to agree with you...

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May 8, 2016 22:06:02   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PaulPisces wrote:



And then there's this sad story:


One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


lolololololll, good one~~

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May 8, 2016 22:06:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
To read this thread shows we women can swim with the "Swabbies", walk with the Marines and fly with the Air Force..Nowwwwwwwwwww, tell me that doesn't sounds pretty dang nice!!!
Yup, THE BEST MILITARY anywhere!!!



Why are the Marines called Jarheads??? How did it originate??
To read this thread shows we women can swim with t... (show quote)

L-J, I found several explanations, but this one seems acceptable as any...

The slang term 'Jarhead' came about during WWII as a slang term for a US Marine, although it had been used before for decades. During the war some steel helmets were made by the Mason jar company. Some Marines who were issued helmets made by Mason Jar Co. were called Jar heads.

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